d: you never told me if you had a girlfriend or not
c: nah, i don't
d: why not?
d: you're such a "handsome" (allegedly) young man, you should have a girlfriend by now
c: in case you haven't caught the drift yet; I'm gay...
d: oh...
c: yeah
d: me too.
c: cool.
d: is this when we be gay together?
c: I wanna, but you won't let me try.
d: don't stop dreaming 😘
c: 😒😔
