C: so is that a yes?C: you'll go out with me?
D: I mean if I get free food, then sure
D: but I swear, if you try anything with me I'll see you in court baby
C: ooo
C: I love it when you call me baby
D: ugh why am I going out with you?
C: so it's a date?
D: no. you just buy me food. that's all it is
C: cool. so tomorrow night?
D: sure. im not doing anything
C: cool
C: I'll see you then baby boy 😍😍😍
D: fuck what have I gotten myself into
C: hey! you are getting free food. be happy
D: *smiles painfully*
C: haha your funny
D: tell me something I don't know 🙄