I'm not gay//Joshler

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Tyler: hey

Josh: oh hey! You did say we'd talk later

Tyler: I said maybe we'd talk later.

Josh: well you obviously decided we would.

Tyler: yeah.

Josh: you don't seem very fun. No offense or anything. Have any hobbies?

Tyler: that was kinda rude but I'll look past it. I actually do. I play two instruments. I may or may not sing a little bit too.

Josh: oh sweet! What instruments?

Tyler: piano and ukulele.

Josh: cool. I play an instrument.

Tyler: which is...

Josh: haha drums. Pretty cool.

Tyler: oh. In a band?

Josh: no. I wish. You?

Tyler: I was in high school. Didn't work out well.

Josh: sorry about that. Maybe we should start a band😂

Tyler: a guy who plays piano and ukulele and another guy that plays drums? Doesn't seem like a good fit...

Josh: I was kidding anyway.

Tyler: I figured.

Josh: I have a crazy question to ask you.

Tyler: what?

Josh: wanna go out Friday night? I'd love to meet you.

Tyler: stalker much? We probably don't even live in the same state.

Josh: you live in Ohio.

Tyler: okay you're definitely a stalker... how do you know that?

Josh: the area code in your phone number. It's the same as mine.

Tyler: still creepy but that's a reasonable explanation.

Josh: exactly. Now about my question. What do you say?

Tyler: for the third time IM NOT GAY!!!

Josh: right. As friends.

Tyler: two guys going out on a Friday night just as friends? Doesn't seem gay at all...

Josh: fine. I get it.

Tyler: no... I can't go after 7 pm because I'm going out with some friends. Maybe we could just get coffee?

Josh: okay. I'll see you Friday :)

Tyler: see you Friday.