This Means War

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Well, what can I say!?

When life gives you lemons..... just squeeze out all its juice in William's eyes, till it burns.

"William, I swear in the name of God, I will castrate you if you don't get lost right now!"

"Ooo, sassy much, huh sunshine?", he smirked.

"Why the hell are you even here, William?",I asked. Well, shouted.

"To wake the princess up!",he sang.

Uhh!!

I groan and hit him with my pillow.

Confused? Sorry! Let me clear up.

I was having the sleep of my life, when this asshole here decided to break it.

So the son of the Satan, or William O'Neil as the world knows him, climbed up the tree which leads to the balcony of my room. And then he broke into my room 5:00 am on the first day of the week and decided to wake me up in the most inhuman way possible.

By drenching me in ice cold water.

So now I'm sitting in my soaked bed, totally drenched, shivering, while the asshole is busy laughing at my misery.

Oh! And he also set the AC at the lowest temperature.
So that I could probably die of pneumonia.

"This means war, O'Neil.",I threaten him, chattering,"I'll get get back at you!"

"I'll be waiting for it, sunshine."

I get up switch my ac off and storm into my closet.

I quickly grab dry clothes and dry myself with the towel.

Uhh!!

What a great way to start the week!

.............

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

"Stop it, Chlo!", I say,frustrated.

"I'm sorry but this is funny!",Chloe said, unable to control her laughter.

William took a video of his morning stunt.

But at least he had the decency of not putting it on YouTube.

He sent it personally to me.

That's what Chloe was watching and laughing her ass off right now.

"We need to get back at him for this!",I said once Chloe has regained her composure.

"Of course!",she said enthusiastically," So what's going on in that evil head of yours?"

"Something O'Neil would regret!",I say smiling evil ly.

...........

William's POV

Bow-bow!

"Calm down boi!",I said as I pat Rufus, my dog's head.

He wags his tail and tries to climb on me.

But something else catches my attention.

A pink coloured envelope on my bed.

I pick it up and tear it open to see a pink coloured letter.

That was sick.

Too much pink.

___________________________________
Hey baby!
I love the way you make me feel. Let's meet somewhere. Meet me by the Central Park at 3.
Love you.
Audrey♡
___________________________________

I laughed loudly.

That girl was insane.

She kept trying to hit on me.
But I made sure that she's never too close to me.

She's the cheerleading team captain.

Uh.. I really need to put one thing straight in her head.

I'm not interested in her.

I look at the time 2:47pm.

I decide to go and meet her and tell her this straight.

.......

I roam about the park but she's nowhere to be seen.

It's 4 now.

I decide to head back home.

I reach home in 5 minutes and that's when I see it.

There are freaking barbie doll posters and stickers all over my room.

There was also written,
I LOVE BARBIE!

Before I could recover from the shock, I heard someone burst into laughter.

I run to my balcony to see Grace, Chloe and Adam laughing like maniacs.

"I told you, I'll get back at you!",Grace shouted, still laughing.

I heard a small chime on my phone.

"Check your phone!", Adam called out.

Adam sent me video of this stunt.

And the look on my face was priceless.

I smirked and shouted back to Grace," Just remember, you brought this on you yourself!"

She smirked back.

I love the guts of this girl.

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