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they're so joshler they're not even afraid to admit it anymore

The boys had a habit of lying in bed naked while doing phone interviews. Sometimes it was on a day off, or in the hotel room hours before they had soundcheck. It was just how they were most comfortable. This is why Tyler and Josh found the next question so funny and odd at the time.

So, have you guys ever seen each other naked?

Tyler shoots Josh a look, who gives him a questioning look back.

Uhhh, no.

Josh responds quickly, shrugging to Tyler.

Are you kidding?!

Tyler laughs nervously, trying to make up for the obvious sarcasm in Josh's voice and the fact that he's denying something inevitable and normal. Josh glares at him, smiling and lifting the sheet off his body.

This is actually the first time I've seen him with clothes ON.

Josh wittily replies to a hysterical interviewer. Tyler bites his lip, squeezing his eyes shut and covers his red face with his hands. Sensing it's a touchy subject, the interviewer quickly moves on to the next questions. They forget about it, and midway through the phone conversation, Josh is absently tracing circles in the bit of hair below Tyler's belly button. It's a little too high for Tyler's taste, and his cock begins to respond, but Josh is just being so nonchalant about it. Tyler chimes in every now and then, as to not seem suspicious. Josh has difficulty hiding the arousal in his voice when the topic of Tyler's tan comes up.

"Tyler's tan...I love Tyler's tan." Josh basically purrs, and Tyler blushes under his gaze, but the interviewer doesn't quite catch it.

"Thank you." Tyler replies, gloating. He's always had a praise kink and Josh knew if he got him with that, he wouldn't mind if Josh crawled on top of him to mark up his neck. Of course he was right, and Tyler allowed him to as he was preoccupied telling the lady how he had been sitting out in the sun for 5 days. Suddenly, it caught up and pleasure flooded his senses at Josh's attention. He turned his head away from the phone to pant heavily as Josh tenderly bit and sucked at the soft flesh. Josh's scent and heat was all around him, his hands gently working their way down to his erection. Tyler licked his lips and his eyes rolled back as Josh finally wrapped his fingers around the base, sliding his warm hand up and down his length and spreading the pre-cum with his thumb. His small whimpers turned louder and his fingers twisted desperately in Josh's faded pink hair.

"...fuck." Tyler breathed. Josh paused his movements to listen to the next question so he could answer, since Tyler was clearly in no form to be speaking.

"Yeah, there was a youtube video where someone said I stepped on their boob once." Josh continued as Tyler gave him a confused look. Josh mouthed "It's okay, don't worry." to him and Tyler wiggled his hips impatiently. Josh was just getting off on the fact that he was holding Tyler's dick while on the phone with a stranger and kept laughing at the questions, Tyler's impatience, and the sheer ridiculousness of the situation. Tyler took it as him being overly sadistic, enjoying it all too much, hence his biting tone at Josh's next answer to what planet he'd live on.

Josh: Man, I don't care, I'd live anywhere cool.

Tyler: Wow (sarcastically, to Josh's shallow answer)

Josh shot him a warning look and squeezed his cock, causing Tyler to squeak. He knew his answers weren't very deep because he was now focused on tracing the ridge around the head with his thumb, wondering how many times could get him off. He was definitely abusing his power right now and enjoying every second of it.

When Tyler mumbled something, Josh just continued talking over him. He winked and put a finger to his lips until Tyler got the hint and took it in his mouth, swirling his tongue around to get it nice and slick. When Josh pressed it to his entrance, Tyler was unable to hold back a moan. The interviewer must've took that as her cue to end the conversation, unless it was purely coincidence.