With sober tones I speak to everyone in this funeral, "I asked Lamda Lamda Kappa Alpha Popke to allow us to use her special ability to show all of us his proudest moment that he had she wasn't able to get all of his memories, only four years. Just like us, they do have limits on what they can do. The memory of Titan's that we just saw was about four years ago. And our vets discovered that his leg injury never healed because it was inflicted over and over, every time it started to heal and the bacteria is what killed him. His lungs filled with blood as well, he had infection in his eyes and he had a bad bacteria infection basically in every major organ. All of this combined killed him. Marie and her people did everything in their knowlege and power to take care of him including breaking and setting his leg properly. Thank you Illinois for all you did for him."
Marie walks onstage follow by her guards. Her guards go to parade rest. "I would like to take this opportunity to thank each and every one of you as a people and personally. It has been one perfect trip for everyone except me, but it wasn't you as people. Your knowledge of Homosapien humans made it, so I was very sick, but I hope this furthers our knowledge of canine sapiens. Your vets made me better very quickly, and I am grateful for that. I believe I speak for all of us when I say this was a great stay."
I'm about to say something to add to her. When a librarian rushes the stage holding the hand of one of Marie's men. He was not keeping up well. Flapping in the wind behind her. I call her out shouting at her, "Theta Omega Alpha Omicron Athena! How dare you disturb this ritual ceremony of goodbye!"
Marie pipes up to support me, "Adolf! What the fuck are you thinking? Your actions are beyond disrespectful! We are guests in these lands, and you are on your way to making enemies again."
Athena and Adolf simultaneously say, "we're in love, and we don't want to be separated."
Athena touches his shoulder, and they both simultaneously add, "we feel like we should never be separated again, we're soulmates."
Marie has this look of shock and confusion, "that was a long sentence for you both to say at the same time. That was really weird!"
I stop the stupidity, "Marie that is not the point at all! " I look at them. "How can you be in love. You aren't even the same species. You can't mate and add a contributing member of society to either Nation. The thing created would be worse than Valdez" Valdez is in the background of the crowd crawling after a reptile sniffing it with his butt up in the air, "so what's the point?"
Athena says very excitedly, "I pulled rank in the hospital, we looked at his DNA, RNA, MRI, and X-rays, he has two spines, and one looks like a tail we can't be sure without a surgery which vets refused to do without your approval they got another Alpha involved to defy me, he is currently at work. His DNA is riddled with early lycanthropy as it has yet to be fully realized same as what we had back in the 3500's."
I shout very angry at both of them, "No, I mean how did this happen? We didn't give Adolf two librarians to watch him for no reason! How did you get that much access to him? How many times did you two fuck? You both smell like sex and I can smell you from here! Does his semen taste amazing or what? How did you get attached to him already? I don't understand what attracted him to you so much. What the actual fuck?! Start talking I am pissed!"
Athena blushes, "When I came back from the bathroom he was resisting Cynthia who was trying to mate with him in dog form. He was having none of it because she was too aggressive about it and as it turns out he doesn't like that form sexually. So I sent her away for sexual assault, he was reading away. We started talking, and I got tired of one lined answers, I felt completely ignored by him reading, so I decided to get his attention, went under the table and had some fun. Can't be seen on camera so there's no evidence and because you asked, he doesn't taste half bad if you must know did that twice before I even let him get up, I can definitely get used to it." Athena has a big smile and holds onto Adolf slowly changing back into her human form, dress flowing off her.
I'm confused, "I thought you weren't in heat anymore. How could you do this?"
She smirks, "I've read enough to know that in human form not only can we not get pregnant at all but we can have all the fun you want it's even kinky and feels different physically if you are into that kind of thing. I sure am now. I certainly learned some things today."
The stupidity overcomes me, but I decide to push forth and inquire, "Where did you figure out that you loved each other?"
She is ready for the answer right away, "Meditation chamber. I do that with my potential men to find out if I like them. I get this vibe from them if they aren't trying to be with me for more than my forceful mating. Adolf was genuinely interested in me as a lycan but isn't intrested in me sexually unless I'm human."
I interject, "any guy is interested in you after you blow him. You're an idiot!"
She gives more information, "Inside the chamber; it was there right after sex in there that I discovered his second spine as he calls it. I took him to the vets when we finished round three because I thought something was medically wrong with him. But like I said, after the third time because he was outstanding." She pauses as I become frustrated but continues, "Don't give me that look, he was amazing I didn't even know toes could curl involuntarily in human form I almost got a Charlie horse before I got my release." She pauses as I become angry, "Your face, you are getting mad. I'm going to ignore these details because you have to know. The vets took an x-ray, and that's when we checked his DNA. He doesn't belong as a homo sapiens or in that world. According to our vets, he is a Lupushomogenenous just like us. It's okay cousin, smile. You don't have to snarl at me." She walks upto me and contorts my face with her human hands to force me to smile.
I look at Adolf, "would you please, turn around arms in front of you." I feel his back, "Marie, check this out." She feels his back as well. I look him in the face, "I'm thinking about it."
Marie teleports away from him and almost off stage she falls off when she tries to step forward one of my guards catch her and pushes her back on stage. "His. His. His spine moved! That was disgusting! Ech!"
I announce, "Then you ain't gonna like what we are gonna do next." I turn to the crowd, "can someone tranq against the wall him real quick?"
A violet laser comes from the crowd, and he gets slammed into the wall, all his bones are visible by the naked eye. Bjarke barks, "well Valdez, hold that extra spine. Hahn, cut it out." Mystics are now displaying everything happening seconds after it happens. They are not gentle as they force him against the wall better. Adolf is kicking and screaming, "what are you waiting for, more amperage! "
Adolf continues to scream as Hahn digs two of his knives in diagonally under the alleged tail. Puts his other knife horizontally about three inches from the base and turns on the electricity on both blades.
His legs go stiff, and Hahn shouts out, "less amperage!" He begins to cut into the back and reveals a small tail tip. "Athena, get ready to start cleaning this wound." She transforms into an all-white dog. She begins licking the tip as Hahn skillfully slices down his back with two knives cutting out his back in a triangle shape. Making a one and a half foot by two-inch slice being taken out of his back. Athena is licking all of his tail removing it a little bit at a time.
Athena tells Adolf, "it's okay honey they are almost done." Then she goes back to grooming.
Hahn finally gets it all out. "Amperage off. Hey, vets, we need this piece of back on ice immediately! And we need the salve to make his bleeding stop most of it is coderized but still."
Bjarke screams at the vets, "don't forget to get fur from Titan. We gonna need to borrow some DNA."
Marie pipes up, "I thought DNA cloning was illegal."
I get between her and Alpha, "we do it just enough to keep ourselves from going extinct and to keep our pups from being retarded physically and mentally. We don't always know who our sibblings are. We are keeping Adolf, and I'm exchanging military power, we will assist your side in one major battle."
Marie speaks, "I still don't like that you are using one of my men for what amounts to genetic experimentation."
I argue with Marie, "Where's your tail little girl? Root? Burger 2? Bacon?Patel?Ford? StarRose? Your uncle who is not all there maybe? We can slice anyone open of your party, but only Adolf had a tail he is not just a man! He is a dog!"
Marie snaps her whip to the ground. Barjke softly grasps her shoulder and moves her hair away from her ear and whispers in her ear, I just barely hear him, "Alpha Marie, not even I'm that stupid. You can; I won't stop you, but I've seen her angry. I don't recommend it she gets scary when she's angry, especially to me, her husband. I can't imagine how she would be when she is at war with someone."
She goes to the edge of the stage, "Everyone in human form, show me your tail! right now!" Everyone is bent over with their tails slowly coming out just above their butt crack most of them are cleaning a clear liquid off each other. "Mates do that for each other, healing properties caused by a close physical and mental bond. That's part of lycanthropy DNA!" Everyone's tails are revealed, and they begin wagging them. I say to her calmer, "Marie, he is not one of your men, he's one of my people like I just said, he's a dog. Besides, are you going to tell the world overlords across the world in fucking Italy? I don't see them caring about that. Do you? They left this continent alone there's a reason the continent over a millennium ago and our continent no longer has a name! Do you know it? I don't. They don't give a fuck."
She crosses her arms, "Fine you can have him, and I'll take you up on your negotiations."
I accept what she says, "Very well, would you like to be at the wedding for the wedding of Athena and Adolf? I can make it as early as tomorrow if you would like to see another major part of our culture. Otherwise it will be after some odd months of dating. It's the only reason why anyone tells me they love each other. They need the permission of an Alpha to go on a spiritual journey that connects them in body and mind. When I think they love each other enough, I permit them to get married."
She respectfully declines, "No, we have been away too long already I'm sorry."
I try to be nice, "Very well, do you want updates on Adolf as we change his DNA over the next year to be compatible for mating with Athena?"
She looks at me like she doesn't know what to say, "No, that sounds gross to me. But there are probably men where I live who will want updates. So you can send information but I don't want to know."
I dismiss them, "Very well, everyone in your party is free to leave, Goodbye humans."
All humans except for Adolf begin to get up and walk away. Marie stops and goes directly to Adolf, "Adolf, why did you want to go on this mission? I heard a rumor that you traded all the amenities that you earned in the last two years for that position. Why?"
Adolf in immense pain, weakly and slowly replies, "I have always loved these people, this culture. In a way, I could never understand. And I always wondered why I only got horny around women in their ovulation cycle. Women have tried to have fun with me; it doesn't work normally. Now I know, that's when humans are in heat, and it's two weeks before their period. " Adolf passes out from pain, Valdez doesn't let him fall all the way to the ground.
I push Marie lightly, "it's time to go back to our normal lives, please leave."
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Battle Born Vagabond
AcciónIn a future dystopia where humans are the weapons and the world is further fractured. Marie becomes exiled from Illinois during a peace mission. when Dane Glysac takes over Illinois and the Illinois Army by force. Dane has his own sick and twiste...