Battle Born Vagabond

Chapter 10: going down sugar: Hero Bacon: Nov 22, 5005

Marie is meditating as we approach our base. So I'm representing us on the approach she gets pissy when she does not meditate. I get up and over to radio after it's calibrated to the base. I say professionally, "Mike 4 to base Mike 4 to base over."

I get a confused response, "This is base apparently what do you want, ummm, Mike? "

I continue professionally, "This is Hero Bacon, who the fuck do you think you are talking to that way. Show yourself. Are you that fucking new where you don't know protocol?"

He defies me, "I'd rather not."

I get less professional with him, "Whatever, we are back from Virginia. I want to make sure we are clear to enter the main entrance."There's heavy turbulence as we put the landing gear down. I yell at the pilot, "what the fuck PFC! Marie is meditating; you want her pissed off? I sure don't."

He yells back at me, "I'm so sorry hero hate to say it, but our base is firing on us." I run to the cockpit and see a bunch of lasers heading to us as if in slow motion. "Nose straight up if you can." I run to the room Marie is in, and she's naked. She opens her eyes and smiles at me, "is it good news or great news. Oh! Oh! I l know you came to get a piece of this ass! It's about time." She tries to get off the wall, and she falls off. "Why are we not going level or almost level. Did someone want to have some special fun? Okay, I'm down I guess since this is what you're into, come here some, high gravity sex? That's new to me, come here Daddy!"

I Look at her amazed at her ignorance, "Are you stupid? If you don't teleport us away from here right now, we are going to die. That's right little miss Marie; you will never have sex again!"

She glows white, and everything around both of us glows. "There, happy. You ever insult my intelligence I will get you hard just to cut it off with a rusty spoon and enjoy the sight and your audible agony as you will never be able to fuck StarRose or me ever again! Well for your final minutes. Besides, not everything is about sex, you dense perverted fuck. "

I roll my eyes, "Go back to your meditating, sorry to disturb you your highness. "

She gets in the last word, "You better be sorry for cock-blocking."

I ignore her and walk to the front to the nose to the pilots, and it gets easier as I continue. "Any damage? "

Copilot says, "Bottom of the plane is gone just completely gone but besides that a few bullet holes, a few bumps to the hull. Nothing major besides missing the bottom 1/3 of the plane. Oh and there were two people firing weapons at the time, so we lost Patel and Root they were sucked out of the plane before we could fix the vacuum."

I think about it, "So we can't land, can we? Or even use any communication?"

He is a smart-ass to me, "Sure, we can land. It will be bumpy abrupt and in the center of a small crater. And the communications room no longer exists."

I put my hand on his shoulder, "I want you to know. I hate you right now Popke please give me some good news dammit!"

Very excited the other pilot says, "We still have our ammo!"

I slap them both in the back of the head. "That's not good news try again. Well since we won't plummet from the sky tell me, how far can we get? "

The same happy pilot responds, "We are about 60 clicks south thanks to Marie spazzing the fuck out. We are currently heading in a southwest by West heading. We will make it three quarter the way back to Virginia capital, Roanoke."

It takes me a second to understand, "Wait, three quarters, so we won't make it? "

Popke confirms, "That's a negative hero. Marie took out the spare tanks, so that doesn't help either"

I walk into the hallway and look at the nurse strapped in patiently waiting for the plane to land, "StarRose; I don't know how you feel about me right now, I don't know if you are still mad, can you do me a favor?"

She unbuckles and stands close to me, "anything for you. I still love you honey." And she gives me a wink and tries to grab my hand trying to pull me away.

I pull away. "No. No. We tried that in the past, a few times. We didn't work out. No. No. You're fucking crazy! No!"

She is still not reading me correctly, "What about this time. What do you want this time? Since apparently we are going to die" She unbuttoned her first three buttons on her uniform exposing her cleavage. The other nurses just look away ignoring us.

I step back away from her, "Go in there with Marie and make her put on clothes because we don't have enough fuel to land where we need to be. After that, I don't give a fuck what you two talk about." StarRose puts an evil smile on and walks into the room that Marie is in. She makes a hand gesture with both her hands and Marie screeched happily. They lock the door. I hang out with the flight crew and chat with them while everyone else talks amongst each other. The time flies by in the relaxing, uneventful flight except for having an instance of a thunderstorm.

The Pilot Popke then says to me. "We are critical on fuel, what's your command sir?"

I am not excited, "Let me go get Marie."

Marie barges out of the room and goes to the cockpit StarRose comes in shortly afterward, and Marie takes command in the conversation, "I heard your thought from where I was Bacon. I was watching your memories of when you were my age, enjoying the sight of you. And I saw the first time you and StarRose met. I'll be saving that for later."

I blush, "Well ma'am, Ummm, that's very awkward especially in front of all these people. So umm, what are your orders?"

She says, "I hope it works, but I'm still tired from moving a fucking plane so I'm hoping everyone can grab hands and we all teleport to the ground together."

I notice a keyword, "Hope, I don't like the sound of hope. What do you mean hope?"

She nonchalantly retorts, "Relax Bacon; you only die once."

I look cross at her, "That's no better!"

She looks me straight in the face, "Not caring about your opinion right now. Those are my orders. "

The pilot speaks up, "Where do you want us to aim the plane? "

She knows the answer pretty quickly, "Southwest. And face it up, so it gets a maximum distance. I want their people to see it and want to investigate to know we are coming. We go up at a 22.5-degree angle until we run out of fuel."

I yell out the cockpit "did everyone get that? "I hear a bunch of yeahs and yes like I was bothering them. I take time to get everyone a weapon and equipment from the closets. No one is happy about that.

From the front, "three minutes" I'm getting stuff together, I don't know how far we are or if Marie can teleport us far enough. I'm preparing because they are not. I'm in a panic.

"Two minutes" I'm still going through stuff, and everyone is looking at me like I'm crazy except for StarRose she always looks at me with kind love-starved eyes that she always has for me unless I'm holding her staring up at the stars at night or we are actively having sex.

"One minute."StarRose takes my hand "sugar we're going down" it appears everything is turning a blinding white and StarRose kisses my cheek against my will as we all get teleported.