RANTS,ROASTS & RETARDS

HOW I GOT SO TRIGGERED I RAN AWAY FROM HOME

Ok sorry for being dead for awhile but I had nothing to write about until this came up and had water polo.Ok so it was a friday night and I was BJS with my mom.So I was in the patio section of the store read a book about how to have a good finacial support or some thing but anyways about 30mins pass and I see my brother come with fruit punch in his hand from the little concession stand the have in the store and being a good older sister I kindly ask him WHERE TF DID YOU GETA FRUIT PNCH I WANT ONE then he said from mom and I got come pizza too TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEED I WAS SITING OM MY FLATBREAD BUTT STRAVING AND YOU GOT A WHOLE FEAST WITH OUT MEH.Then I Sprinted faster than usain bolt  to my mother to ask for money to but food when she pulled out the dollar bills I  SNATCHED it and sprinted to the concession stand and asked for 2 pretzels and I wasn't sure if the cashier was mentally challenge or not but he murmured the worst words I heard all day legit you can tell me I'm pregantand that couldn't  have been worst than 'we're closed'JWFWBVBVEIHIEBEBFURFRUUIBVIBIRGIUBIGAGIBGUIVBVGFBGIGDGBGIG WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.I legit slammed the table harder than Harambe when he dragged that kid in the zoo.HE WAS SHOOK SOO BAD BY MEE :(( I was so mad I was about to call the manager for refusing my service.I ran to my mom to tell her about this triggeredness then she was like yor fine we going to each rice at home in her little haitian accent

WHAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT I DON'T WANT NO RICE I WANTED WAFFLE HOUSE TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.But anyways we were in the car on the way home when she deceted my saltiness then at that moment she gave me the africa talk, you know what I talking about the "YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL YOU LIVE IN SUCH A GREAT COUNTRY KIDS IN AFRICA DON'T HAVE THE OPPRTUNITY TO EAT THREE FULL MEALS LIKE YOU"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .I mean it sad the poeple in develpoing country has to suffer but I JUST WANTED WAFFLE HOUSE.Fast foward 2 week,

Ok so I was at Chipotle with my dad tell the barista or whatever you call him was preparing my steak burrito bowl then my dad HAD THE NERVE TO SAY "CAN YOU HURRY UP TO ORDER YOUR MOM'S FOOD" ARRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS SO DONE WITH LIE AT THIS POINT I LEGIT SCREAMED"DAD WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO EXTRA" AT the entire restraunt.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS I TAUGHT WAS SCREWED AT THAT POINT.But instead the cashier was laughing and everyone was looking at me  uuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggghhhhhhh I was so embarrassed at that point but the bright side is that my dad didn't do anything:)

oh and I move out of my parents house :) so I'm technically homeless I have been making money be selling bootleg  MCDONALDS coupon but if you guys want to donate got to www.fundme.com/crystalmethlord 

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                     -Kei$ha

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hahahahh I can't belive I worte this fdioaigahiodnfo but the moved out part was just a joke the rest of the story was 100% real lol but sorry for not updating i was having writers block but I'll update more frequently I'll see you guys  LOVE YA :)

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