Zane the lonely emo And Travis the pervert And I know what your thinking HOW THE HECK DID THEY GET TOGETHER...well you'll just have to read to figure out.
Okay thank you for 5k reads OH MAH IRENE okay lets get started *music starts*
Zane. I got black emo hair yeah I started off alone I can't even see with two eyes! C'mon bro that's cold yeah but not colder than me the only friend I had was Aphmau callin' me fat nuggie! I had an abusive childhood and everything 1 2 3 bullies jocks and me not a perfect mix unless you want to hurt me I don't blame you I'm as crazy and inzane even my puns can't stand me! I'm lame...
*turns on more slower music*
Travis. I...got old man hair...my friends say I'm a sheepie (a sheepie)...not very much a complement...they even threw grass at me at my wedding! I! GOT OLD MAAAN HAIR! not just a regular dye its as white(white white) as a cloud (a cloud yeah!) I was dumb enough to think that if you married your related(in ask or daaaare)so now yes I'm really stupid...now I'm falling on my knees crying WHY DO I HAVE OLD MAN AND SHEEP HAIR!
*turns on really fast music*
Garroth. I'M REALLY REALLY WEIRD! I CAN'T EVEN OPEN A DOOR WITHOUT KNOCKING IT DOWN! EVERY GIRL THINKS I'M HOTTER IN HIGSCHOOL! BUT NOW THEY THINK I'M UGLY! WHY CAN'T I JUUUUUST...have my ooooold looks
*turns on smooth jazz*
Laurence. Yeeeaah alright alright alright it's yo boy Laurence in the house let's break it down y'all uh huh let's go my hair(hair) is the color of poop(poop baby) and my eyes (eyes yeah) are the color of this puking guys shirt
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People ship me with Aphmau (AAAPHMAU) BUT I'M GAY AS HELL [GAY AS HELL] GAY AS HELL [Gaay as hell] and those are the reasons I suck!
*turns on inatrumental Lips are Movin' by Meghan Trainer*
Dante. I always lie![yeah yeah] they know I'm stupid partying day and night I might be 21 but I ain't smaart falling right on my face THEY KNOW I'M WEIRD AND DUMB AND STUUPID FALLING DOWN ON MY FACE IM REALLY DUMB BUT NOT THAT STUUUPID so don't try and take me on.
*turns on all about that bass instrumental by- Meghan Trainer
Vylad. Because you all now I'm short[know I'm short] and annoying maybe clingy too (clingy too) so annoying a little crazy too crazy too (but annoying) 1 2 3 GO! So I think your weird well I'm the one to talk eating brownies eating cookies oh yeah! SUGAR RUSH! Running around being clingy all day can't hide from me baby! I want you to hug not anyone else baby! IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN...baby..so you could say im weird annoying and clingy from the bottom to the top
Okay...so now its time I roast me okay... A.C HERE! IM THE NUMBER ONE Y'ALL Well I think that I could be wrong before wattpad I had a pretty rough life had not a lot a friends just a simple in elementary gettin' lots of detentions I probably was the baddest in my class but not the dumbest I was really annoying and all that stuff even peed my pants at summer camp all because a councilor said 'don't you hear me talking wait a minute' so I waited and waited when she sent me down let's just say.....
I didn't make it....
WELP that was one embarrassing story that happened to me hope you liked it bye
