Interview with Fawn

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Author: So you like Mark?

Fawn: N-no... of course not.

Author: What are you talking about? I wrote that you had a crush on him!

Fawn: Next question please.

Author: Changing topics are we? *laughs while poking her in the side*

Fawn: Can you ask something else?

Author: What would you do if I didn't put you and Mark together?

Fawn: Can we not talk about Mark?

Author: *writes something down *

Fawn: What are you writing?

Author: Likes to avoid questions that make her uncomfortable.

Fawn: Hey!

Author: I'm only stating the truth, the people need to know what you're like.

Fawn: Question three.

Author: Do you like Mark's brother?

Fawn: He's okay, you can't really tell that he's Mark's brother.

Author: Why not?

Fawn: Because he's rude, irresponsible, and disgusting.

Author: *writes something else down*

Fawn: Will you stop it!? *lunges at the author*

Author: I'll delete you!

Fawn: You wouldn't dare, you love me!

Author: You're lucky because I do like you.

Fawn: Ha!

Mark: What is going on!? *rips his headphones out because I forced them on him so he couldn't hear us*

Fawn: Eep!

Author: *laughs creepily* So cute. We were just talking about your delicious looking brother. *Darren storms in*

Darren: Stop creeping me out!

Author: It's not my fault, I love tall, handsome, mysterious guys. *let's out another creepy laugh*

Darren: Stop! *storms out*

Author: Now some questions from some fans. Mark put the headphones back on.

Mark: Okay. *puts them on reluctantly*

Author: A girl who I know has a question for you. Is it hard being around Mark?

Fawn: Of course it is at times. I mean I do like him.

Author: Hehe. Next question.

Fawn: I have something to say first. Spoilers may happen because the author is cruel so beware. Also you may find out things about the future.

Author: That was an awesome fourth wall breaking moment. Speaking of moments. What do you think of Marley and Darren?

Fawn: If I had a drink I would have done a spit take.

Author: That would actually be pretty awesome. I'll have to include write that down. Wink wink.

Fawn: See what I told you. Evil I tell you, pure evil!

Author: I don't want to have too long of a conversation because we might have another interview at the end of this story. Also in the sequel that you should all read when I publish it.

Fawn: Which has not just the original cast but also new characters. A ninja, a stalker, and many many more weird and interesting, but lovable, people.

Author: Back to our interview before we tell too much.

Fawn: Now I'm the bad one.

Author: I think this is where I laugh maniacally.

Fawn: Sureeee.

Author: On a serious note. Will you tell us why you finally fought back at that exact moment?

Fawn: Something snapped in me I guess.

Author: Why did you carry around a pocket knife?

Fawn: Protection. It's as simple as that.

Author: Well lets get back to not being on a serious note. It got too depressing and awkward.

Fawn: That is very true.

Author: If you had babies with Mark who do you think they would look the most?

Fawn: I hope that our babies look like him. I just made it very awkward didn't I?

Author: Yeah. I think this interview is over. Look out for the next interview that will be coming soon.

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