I Hereby Decree... [Fandom RANTS]

the european division [intro.]

  

   We've all been there... Where that one thing constantly nags at us until we finally decide that a careless world with nothing better to do should know it-
  As if our opinion really matters, though.

  Wow, I made this sound like a Kickstarter video.
You know what, let's have this start off like a Kickstarter video-

[cue some dumb rewind]

*ukulele iTunes music*

  Hi I'm K.T, Katie for long--
    (*annoying laugh track*)
I'd like to thank all you SO MUCH for your contribution to this society, in which we had some sh*t idea YOU had to pay for.

  We exceeded our 2 month goal of 10,000 units of currency, by 50 MILLION.
That
is
incredible.

  But guess what, since we had such a success with our other dumb project we have ANOTHER SH*T IDEA.

*ukulele music gets louder*

  So that we can all have enough money to eat today, I hope that you can contribute to THE RANT BOOK.

  The rant book is a series of documents created by outraged losers- I mean fans, over theories, ships, the way their fandom is being treated and anything else their minds can come up with.
  Some of it may contain profanity and contrast with other entries- but that's perfectly fine. We all have our own minds and opinions and the important thing is that we were able to express ourselves and trigger some sort of community or cause.

It's free to enter and your entry doesn't have to be edited- it's free pen.
Or free keyboard (*again with the laugh track*)

Really, you should know what rants are and I'm suprised I actually have to define it for you, because otherwise how else am I supposed to describe this book.

  

here's the Japanese version, too!

I am very extra. That was a sentence that would trigger many grammar nazis-

  Hey, something to rant about!

  Anyway, I hope we can reach our goal of 300 whatever currency in the next 2 months! Okay? Hokay!

  *ukulele music fades*

   (no it actually just gets louder until your ears bleed. this entire opening was a joke and i hope it brightened your day or made you cringe.)

-k.t