Peter Pan&Felix imagines|✔️|

OTP questions

Who tops?

-Felix. Always. Just like on Neverland, Felix does all of Pan's dirty work😉😏

Who's more romantic?

-Pan because he likes to see Felix blush😁

What scent is the lube they use?

-Felix doesn't like scented lube but Pan does so Pan just buys it himself so it ends up like,
"Oh god Peter! Fuck! ...what the hell is that smell?"
"Pomegranates."
"Peter, I told you I hate--oh fuck right there! Fuck baby!"

Kinks?

-oh huntey. These boys have been together for 4 centuries. They are the Gods Of Kink. It ranges from bondage and gags to fucking roleplay. Sex toys when they are in the mood

Who pays for dinner?

-they don't pay. they are also the Kings of Dine and Dash. Felix sometimes leaves a tip but other than that it's a no from me

Why is Felix smirk so hot?

-(ok so this isn't what I meant by questions but whatever) FELIX IS JUST SUPER HOT AND ANYTHING HE DOES IS HOT MKAY? MKAY

Who's the clingy sleepy partner in the morning?

-Pan. Felix wakes up with Pan sprawled across the bed like a starfish on top of Felix

Who's sends nudes?

-Pan. Felix's phone will just blow up in the middle of the day and when he'll finally look at it, it's just pics of Peter jerking himself off in a fogged bathroom mirror

Who cooks?

-Felix. He does everything that Pan doesn't want to

Who initiates PDA?

-Pan. Whether they're sitting on the subway or standing in line at the grocery store, Pan always finds a way to give Felix a good handjob

Who steals the others clothes?

-Pan steals Felix's bc he wants to smell like him💕

Who picks the music for car trips?

-Felix bc he's driving. Felix likes 90's r&b and Pan likes rap so Peter just sits in the passenger seat with his hands over his ears while Felix sings along to Whitney Houston's "I will always love you"

Class time?

-ok this gonna be good. Felix is really good in school but sometimes he has trouble with deadlines(bc him and Peter were up all night fucking) so Peter distracts the teacher while Felix finishes his homework

Who's the assistant and who's the boss in a work AU?

-er, well Pan would be the boss but I feel that Felix would be doing all the work. Ya know, the brains and the brawn is all Felix. Pan just swivels the squeaky office chair til Felix tells him knock it off

Working out?

-Felix works out sometimes, like at home and stuff, but Pan does not. He just sits on Felix's back while he's doing push-ups and reads the latest VOGUE magazine

Which one dances around the house while listening to an iPod and which one films?

-ooh... um well Pan would film Felix yet I feel Felix wouldn't be so goofy idk tho

Size-kink?

-eeeee!!!! OMG yes! Irl Parker is 6'2 1/4 and rob is 5'7 so Parker is a least a head taller and it's adorable and I love it omg

Is Felix a 3 musketeer?

-for those who have no idea what the fuck that is, it means are they grumpy and mean on the outside and totally adorable on the inside. Like the candy bar. The answer is yes, he is. Felix had this rep that he's the bad boy and would kill anyone in his way but when you really get to know him it turns out his fav animal is a unicorn and he loves to cuddle

Anger sex?

-um yes? Pan says something, Felix gets mad. AND BOOM!
Anger sex

Other friends than the lost boys?

-hahaha. No. Pan tried once to make friends but ended up joining a gang by mistake
Pan: I made friends today!
Felix: that's nice dear
Pan: they even showed me this cool friendship symbol!
Felix: THATS A GANG SYMBOL! YOU JOINED A GANG!

Proposal?

-ok so since Pan has already been married once, this whole gay thing is kinda new to him. Like, they don't want to say they're dating they're calling it "best friends who can kiss and fuck." So I think Pan would just secretly slip the ring onto Felix's finger while he's asleep and just act causal in the morning

Do they bake cookies together😁?

-they can't make cookies. Felix likes them from scratch, but god dammit he just can't keep Pan out of the kitchen. Like, he'll keep stealing cookie dough when Felix leaves for one second

Do they ever wear those "if lost return to ---" and "I'm ---" shirts?

-maybe. Like that would super cute but I think they are both lost(lost boys duh) and they need each other to be found. So like if they were to have the shirts Pan would have the "if lost" one and Felix would have the "I'm---"

Do they go to carnivals?

-Pan loves them. Especially the Ferris wheel. Yes, Robbie had a fear of heights irl but Pan SO does not. Felix would be the guy who hates them. Yet, bc he loves Pan, he'll go on the Ferris wheel, but Pan (being that lil shit he is) rocks the fucking cart

Do they hold hands?

-yes but they have these stupid excuses for it like
"Oh his hands were cold"
"Have you felt his hands?! They are super soft! I was just relishing in the softness!"

Who gets tangled in the Christmas lights while decorating the tree and who laughs their ass off?

-I think this speaks for itself. Felix does ALL the work. Pan is just a lil shit so he would be laughing while Felix tries to get out

Who falls off the ladder while putting up outside and who catches them?

-ah Felix, the knight in shinning armor. Poor Pan, tries to make the house look pretty but ends up falling off the ladder. But just in time, Felix shows up and catches him before he hits the ground

Who sings 'silent night' and who sits and listens?

-even tho Felix doesn't say much, that boy has a knack for singing. Only Pan has heard Felix sing, so it's rare to hear. So when Felix sings, Pan will stop what he's doing and listen

Which one starts the slow dancing?

-lol ok so Pan would do this. He's a lil shit but man can he be fluffy

Nicknames?

-MWAHAHAHAHAHAA! Yes, they have nicknames. But they only call each other them in secret. Like, really cheesy nicknames too! For example, Stud-muffin, muppet, baby boy, love, honey boo, marshmallow, fluff cake.

What do they call sex?

-well when people ask that, they look at them like "who the fuck asks that?" But then they say the just fuck. But really they make love, softly, slowly, and gently