Peter Pan&Felix imagines|✔️|

Blue balls(panlix)

"Why do we have to go?" Peter whined as Felix dragged him up to the front porch.

"Because Rufio is our friend and it's his birthday." Felix said as he knocked on the door.

The door opened and Felix and Peter entered. People danced drunkenly and music blasted from the speakers, making Peter's head pound.

Peter clutched Felix's hand tightly.

"Giant gremlins everywhere," Peter muttered. He looked up at Felix and hugged his arm. "Not you. I like you."

Felix snorted as they made their way into the kitchen.

"I'll never make it out alive, Fee! I'm gonna die here--ooh! Jell-O shots!" Peter let go of Felix's arm and ran over to the bar.

He brought back two Jell-O shots, one for him and one for Felix.

Then, the rest of the night was a blur.

>•<

Felix awoke in a hotel room.

Alone in a bed.

Naked.

"Peter?" Felix groaned, placing a hand on his head. He heard another groan across the room.

Felix sat up in the bed and followed the noise to the bathroom.

He yanked open the shower curtain and there laid a naked Peter.

"Peter?" Felix whispered.

"Hmm?" Peter groaned sleepily.

"You good?"

"Mmhm."

"M'kay." And Felix tugged the curtain back shut.

They checked out of the hotel and headed home.

After dropping off at a drugstore for aspirin.

>•<

"UGGGHHHH!" Peter groaned, pulling a stocking cap down over his face.

"What-where did you get that?" Felix asked, tugging the stocking cap off Peter's head and inspecting it. "This is from the drug store! Peter! I didn't buy this!"

"Ah! The light!" Peter ignored the question and hissed, diving onto the couch and burrowing under the blankets.

Felix rolled his eyes and grabbed the aspirin bottle off the counter, popping off the cap and tossing back three pills into his throat before he swallowed them down with water.

Surprisingly, Felix was handling this hangover better than his boyfriend.

"Why don't you go take a shower, babe?" Felix suggested. Peter groaned and slouched upstairs to take a shower.

>•<

"Peter? Hey I brought you some towels--" Felix stopped and dropped the towel when Peter turned around.

"Oh, thanks...why are you looking at me like that?" Peter gave Felix an odd look.

"Why are your balls blue?"

>•<

Felix sat on the couch with his face in his hands.

"How drunk were you?" He sighed, running his hand though his hair.

"I have no idea. But drunk enough for this headache today." Peter groaned, taking yet another aspirin.

"And dying your balls blue!" Felix hissed. Peter shrugged. "I thought I was with you last night!"

Peter furrowed his eyebrows, "Wait...no you weren't..."

"Um..yeah I was. Remember? We had sex in the closet?"

Peter glared, "That wasn't me."

Felix was silent.

"Aha! There you are Petey!" Felix stumbled over to the dark corner and clutched the boy's jacket. "I'm sooo drunk."

"Same." A laugh came from the boy. Felix snorted.

"You sound weird Pete." Felix slurred.

"You do too Phil."

There was a pause.

"Wanna have sex?"

"Sure."

~~

"Ah! Peter!"

"Fuck Phil!"

"Peter I'm gonna--oh god!"

Felix shuddered at the memory.

"Yeah, no. That wasn't you." Felix shook his head, clearing the thought.

"Um? Excuse me? Then who was it?" Peter sassed.

"Ummm...."

"Felix? Did you cheat on me?"

"I guess...but what in your right mind got you to dye your balls blue?" Felix glared.

"Ummmm..."

"Just do it!"

"Fffiiinee! Jest gets me some paint!" Peter had slurred drunkenly, raising his solo cup. Everyone cheered and Phil placed a tray of blue paint between Peter's legs. "Thanks Dan okay now lemme just get off my pants!"

Someone behind him shimmied his pants down around his ankles.

"Thank you my good man! Okay let's dye my balls blue!"

Everyone cheered and Peter held his dick as he sat down in the paint tray.

"I dunno. Some ass named Dan got me to do it." Peter shrugged.

"Let's just...never get drunk like this again." Felix sighed.

"Agreed."

And they clinked their mugs of coffee together.