7's A Dozen

7 | Boring Thoughts

A picture of Tienna or something like that ^

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A s h t o n

I feel like we're the universe's favorite.

Besides the whole crazy drama and shit our family has been through, we've always faced that kind of situation while looking incredibly good and heroic. 

I on the other hand find it funny. I don't see myself as fitting in with my brothers.

They're all.. what you would so special in their own way, while I'm just your average older twin brother. 

I do average and normal things every day. 

I'm average. And an average person doesn't have like some morning routine, they just get up and do their shit which is exactly what I'm doing.

So here I am in the bathroom combing my hair getting ready for school until Amanda came barging in with her messy hair as always thinking she runs the place.

"Darren used all of my shampoos, do you have any?!" she yelled/asked looking at me then at the mirror.

"Yea but it's men shampoo," I said going back to combing my hair, she walks past me and got the shampoo in her hand "Suit yourself I guess.." I rolled my eyes.

"If it's shampoo, it's god damn shampoo." she groaned sounding annoyed as she walked out of my bathroom in a hurry. 

That shampoo she stole from me is quite expensive so I'd be full-on mad if she let Darren snatch it from her.

Coming out of the bathroom, I made my way over to my closet before grabbing a brown plaided hoodie with some dark jeans and a pair of converses I found lying underneath my bed. 

Moments later, I heard my door being abruptly shoved open as I saw Darren popping his head through it.

"Adrian is waiting for you downstairs, stupid." 

"Tell him that he can shove it."

"Shove it where?" Darren asked raising his eyebrow.

"Get the hell out of my room," I said putting on my hoodie.

"I'm not in your room." 

"That's it," I said ready to charge at him as he laughs and ran off. 

Moron, and to think I let him borrow my legos when we were little only for him to throw them off into the river like some deranged seagull.

When I got downstairs, it was completely quiet which I was impressed by, but then I heard the honking horns and remember that they were all outside waiting on me as I purposely slowly make my way over to them.

"Were you jacking off or what?" Declan asked me out of the blue causing Adrian to do a double-take at him.

"Dude, not today.." Adrian muttered.

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When we got to school, we all piled out of Adrian's car quickly before he could give his 'eldest brother' speech like he always does. 

I followed Amanda and Darren quickly into the school, we merged into the busy crowd of groaning students as we tried to find our lockers. 

For some unknown and odd and very sad reason, my locker was only three steps away from Amanda's. 

I saw Darren popped out of nowhere as he started poking my shoulders causing me to turn to him. 

He smiled, "Hey Ashes, which classes do you have today?" he asked, as he was a sophomore just like Amanda and me although I hate that we're all in the same year.