Yuya: Wow, I really thought book 1 was stupid enough that no one would want book 2
Yuto: GUESS WHOS BACK! BACK AGAIN!
Yuzu: You all are a disgrace to humanity...
Yuya: More? YUGO: UGH FUCK U STOP SUEING ME! ~~~~~~~~~~~ Death Note episode 1! ~HIGHWAY TO HELL!~ SATAN STUFF! DEATH GODS! OH YEAH PLOT! SharkHuman: ....... Plot.... ----IN A COMPLETELY NOT GONNA DIE PLANET :) Light: GRRR STUPID KIDS PLAYING NINTENDOS!!! Teacher: Light, please shut the fuck up. Thank you. Light: *stands up* STFU! Light: *sit back down* Light: *Looks at window* Ah~ I love being a Main Character! Light: I get front window seats! ---- Yuya: Why is his name even light? Yugo: CUZ THE CREATORS ARE CRETIVE NOW STFU! ----- Light: *notices black notebook* HOLY SHIT! A TOTALLY RIGHT NOW USELESS OBJECT BUT IS SOO IMPORTANT AND THE NAME OF THE SHOW IS FALLING! Light: ..... ITS A BOMB ISNT IT! O-O DN: *falls on ground*
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Light: I need 2 pick black book up! DN: RACIST! ~Later~ Light: Making my way around school, with my bitch! Lights thoughts: EY! Light: CUZ I'm lazy and it's gonna make me a sandwich! *picks DN up* Light: ? Death note? Psh, That name sucks! *puts sticky note on it with a new name written on it* Light: DIE- Ary is waaaay better! Everyone knows that! *Opens DN* DN: I KILL PEOPLE! Light: :D ILL PRETEND IM A SUPOORHERO! ----- News: LOL BAD GUY! NEWS STUFF! MONKEY D.ICK LUSTY! WOOO REFERENCES! News: BAD GUY NAME IS LEO AKABA! Light: Ah man, that's sad. I should write about it in my Die-ary! Light starts writing!: Dear Die-Ary, some guy was a very bad boy, name Leo AKABA or somethin', now he's in e bad boy corner in a time out for.... About 3 years. Yeah. -Light Yamigami (Yami means darkness in Japanese) (I think u already know that tho) ~~~~~~ News: BREAKING NEWS! the BAD GUY AND EVERYONE WHO WORKS IN THIS NEWS OFFICE IS NOW DEAD! Light: ....Wow... *starts raining* Light: .... Shit.... SharkHuman: Oh.... Hey... That's my book. Tsk like, yeah biotch Shark human: I'm a God of death, so... I'll fuck u to death or whatever if u don't give it to me... Light: I'm.... Not even 18 yet so.... Shark human: Yeah I don't give a shit get prepared to get raped bitch. Sharkhuman: Oh yeah! Wait... Shark human: Cuz of plot... *eats Apple that suddenly appeared with magic* Shark human: U keep Death No- Light: DIE-ARY! Shark human: K bye! Sharkhuman: Oh btw, tell ur mom her ol' Prom date was here. Light: MUM! ULD PRUM DATE HERE! L mom: WHHHAAA?!?! ASH KETCHUM?!?! Shark human: Agh, wrong lady I'll never find her....
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