Ass in a box (Yu4 on TV!)

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Yuya: Hello welcome to Ass in a box! And we're the Yu4
Yuzu: AND IM A CAMERAWOMAN!
Yuya: SHUT UP!
YUGO: *on a leash cuz of Rin*
Rin: NOW REMEMBER DONT FUCK ANYONE!!!
YUGO: Not even Yuri?
Rin: ._____.
Reporter: Ok so... Ur show is almost ending. Mind saying anything about it?
Yuri: Well, during the making we just wanted our fans to get really wet- UH I MEAN-
Rin: -_-
YUGO: 😏🌚😘
YUGO: 3x!!!
Reporter: ._____.
Yuya: ? Why would people put water on themselves?
Yugo: SOMEONE TAKE ALL THE INNOCENT AWAY! EXCEPT THE TOMATO... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
YUGO: And we realized, to more sexy male teenagers on the show, and then, the more Horner the fans, the more money we can make so then yeah... We can then eat... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).   (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Reporter: Well um... .___.
Yugo: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *Whispers* Come to my house tonight *gives phone number* call me~
Reporter: Ah, shit.. Well. Now we well take out some questions from the box from fans and answer them with our.... Very kinky- I MEAN special guests ._____.

Q 1: Who's the one with the largest dick?
Reporter: .______. *walks away*
Yugo: The more kinky the bigger ;)
Yuri: Nah, selfish bitch. The more innocent the larger *Hairflip* duh. ;)
YUGO: O-O THEN THAT MEANS....
Yuri: SHIT! *looks at Yuya*
Yuya: Hmm? What?
Rin: WELL SINCE THE REPORTER LEFT IM NOW RUNNING THIS SHIT!
Yuto: *appears from dark corner* Nuuuu~!!! I wanted to ;-;
Rin: .... -_-
Q 2: Well now Zarc and Ray r added, was this planned?
Yuri: NO THAT KONAMI SON OF A BITCH JUST WANTED MORE MONEY SO THEY DECIDED TO MAKE MORE CHARACT-
Rin: .-.
Yugo: Yes, so then me and Zarc can see who really has a larger dick :3
Zarc: Hey guys!
EDO: IS THIS A SEX FESTIVAL?!?! AND I WASNT INVITED?!?! ;)
Yuya: Nononononononoonononononoon this was not planned, stfu theorists...
YGoEverything: ......
Yuya: Including U -_-
Q. 3: Shun and Yuto's abs are so sexy ;-; when can we have another peek?
Yuto: WAIT GIRLS WATCH OUR SHOWS?!?!?!
Yuya: *facepalm*
Shun: ...... When I fuck Rin. K. Only when that happens...
Rin: WAIT WHAT?!?! YUGO!
YUGO: *gives no fucks*
Edo: Lol ;)
YUGO: their abs were only shown for like... .25 seconds, yet they still fapped to it XD
Shun: ~I feel so honored~
Yuto: *hides again*
Q. 4: Oi! Yugo~ I sent u a letter and my panties. Did u get it?
Rin: WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS SEXUAL SHIT!
YUGO: Yes ;) And I sleep with it every n-
Rin: SKIP!
YUGO: WHA- HEY!
Grace: OMG HE ACTUALLY GOT IT! FINA-
Gloria: Shhh, they might hear u!
Grace: Yugo's dancing makes me wet as fuck  :D
Gloria: U KNOW WHAT UR ON UR OWN!
Q. 5: Why does Yuya's hair look so much like a tomato?
Rin: finally!
Yuya: Thse people r racist ;-;
Q. 6: Will we ever get to see Kaio-Senpai?
Kaito: I AM RIGHT HERE! *barges in* *breaks camera*
Rin: SHIT!
Edo: Now u see why we have sexual questions? -_- ;)
Rin: .... Yeah.... Lesson... Um... Learned










Rin: Shit

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