Mainly Parappa the rapper players are gonna understand Yuya rn
I had this idea a long time ago, but I can't remember if this was copied from Robot Chicken idk
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Yuto: ALLLLRIGHT YALL! U ready!
Crowd: *cheers*
Man: WHERES YUGO!?!?!
Yuto: DROWNING IN CUM!
Half of crowd: *cheers*
Yuto: It's time for our never happening again rap battle!!! Yuri Vs Yuya!
Yuri:Yo!NowEveroneAlwaysThoughtIwasGonnaGoFailAndBeHomelessHobo,ButForMeToRapAndBeFamousItsInMyBlood,TheBulletWillShotAfterICockTheGunAndYouWotnTellMeWhatToDo,IGotSkill,Talent,AndEverythingAManNeedsToLive.SoYuya!GoDie!CommitSuicide!
Crowd: *cheers*
Yuto: UR turn Yuya....
Yuya: umm.... Uh...
Master Onion: Reeemember what I told uuuu! Now I gotta take a deuce!!!!!!
Yuya: I know! I gotta believe!!!!
Yuya: *clears throat*
Man: Woo! It GONNA get ugly!
Yuya: U ready?
Yuri: fuck yeah!
Yuya: Chop! Kick! Block! pose! Turn around!
All: .......
Yuya: Check, and turn the signals to the right!
All: ....
Yuya: ....
Man 2: TITANS KILLED MY PARENTS
YUYA: Do you know why we stop the car?!?!
Yuya: You forgot to close the door!
Yuya: Crack crack crack!
Yuya: Put the butter into the bowl!
PS4: U Rappin' GOOD!
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Crowd: *cheers*
Yuto: WAIT YALL LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A GUEST!
All:*turn around*
All: *cheers*
50 cent: Waddup yall!
Lil' John: *drunk* SEEEEEXXXX!!!!! WOOOO!
Edo & Yugo: *stops drinking cum* DADDY?!?!
Riera: COCAINE!
Eminen: Now bro, Yuya U won the battle.
50 Cent: Now come live with us in rapping heaven and get all dem chicks, and we'll have tns of sex with EM!
Yuya: ..... What's sex? Why would I have sex with Chicks? They would be too small anyway, and their claws, ouch....
Yugo: AWWW yeah dem breast be to smol and that pussy be like mmmmmmmm
Yuya: DONT MAKE FUN OF MY CAT!
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I'm dying rn XD
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YU-GI-Oh! Arc-V texts 2!
FanficYuya: Wow, I really thought book 1 was stupid enough that no one would want book 2 Yuto: GUESS WHOS BACK! BACK AGAIN! Yuzu: You all are a disgrace to humanity...
