An Update A Day Keeps The Haters Away- 2k17

Scenarios

Currently making an OC to take this book over for me. She'll keep my shit in check during final exams.

BUT ANYWAY.

I'm making another OC who will have many sentences along the lines of

Well verb me in/out/over/under the noun and call me noun.

So something like ~

"Well throw me in the oven and call me a turkey."

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me your bitch."

"Well stuff me under your bed and call me a dust bunny."

"Well throw me in a river and call me a crocodile"

"Well bury me six feet under ground and call me a corpse."

Most of these statements are ones of disbelief.

I'll come up with the OCs later.