This is what happens when I get into an argument with someone; I took all his words and made them rhyme:
Hey listen up, what's your problem with me?
I feel like there's always something in which we disagree
And though I'm always up for a friendly debate
Everything that seems to leave your mouth is either trash or hateYou always bring up the pettiest subjects
Ones that you yourself can't even support
Yet when a person says something to which you'd object
It's like your plans left you like you told them to "abort"Try to be classier the next time you argue
Choose your words wisely, you don't have to say "thank you"
And, by the way, the finger ain't nice
But I guess for now, this'll have to sufficeIf you wanna meet up, I'm sure you'll understand
We can argue more civilly, but I'll have the upper hand
It's easier to talk trash behind a bright screen
But tell me face to face and you'll see what I meanMeet me somewhere and we can talk one on one
Oh, you don't even know what you've just begun
The internet is meant to be more media than social
So it's not really a place to be too bragging or boastfulThe only reason I say this is because of you
Petty and sarcastic? Come on you know it's true
You'll be more genuine if we can talk in person
Though you'll have less time than Melania had rehearsin'I can't speak for you because you're a nasty b*tch
"Bring back Gary Johnson"? Ha, what a great pitch
And though while he might've made a good president
Could and would he really make America great again?You may have anger issues but I sure as heck don't
And I won't tell you how you should run your account
You're correct, you're right, I didn't think it was a joke
But see, this is the confusion I was talking aboutIf this were face to face and you told me what you said
It would've been easier to have heard than to've read
This is a prime example of the point I was making
But don't you dare ask who's side I am takingI think it's great to see the effect of loving kindness
Which opens up a door to those with pure blindness
Yes, we're very different, but let me be clear
We do have similar things of which we hold dearNow LMFAO here's where it all shifts
I really hate drama and you're a hypocrite
Without any mumbling or even looking away
Come up to my face, and I dare you to sayDon't assume that I knew what the other would state
I can't believe you would say that this might be fate
No homo bro, we said completely different things
The fact that you'd suggest that, it really really stingsYou should know by now that I can't take disses
Your "sarcastic" comments are always what misses
You haven't really joked with me much in the past
But now I can see why this can never lastIf that's not enough to convince you I'm insane
Here another line from my own little brain:
"There wasn't sarcasm (at all) in" what I said
"Understand why I'm wary, have a nice weekend."