~(JIN)~
Jin: Hi y/n!
You: Hi Jin!
Jin: what are you doing?
You: Watching tv. Hbu?
Jin: Making sushis
You: ah sh*t!
Jin: language y/n!!
You: sorry eomma! Its just that--argh sushi!!! I wanna eat!!! Can i come over and have some??
Jin: haha, of course. I made a lot because I know you'll want some.
You: omg. Thank you!!! Aggghh!!! I so love sushi!!
Jin: and I love you, y/n.
You:....wait what? You...like me? 😳😳😳
Jin: yes.
You:....well that escalated quickly.
Jin: s-sorry. Its fine if you reject me, I mean-
You: boi, who in their right mind would reject you? A handsome guy who can sing and cook? Who can both be your mom and boyfriend? Who is nice and a complete gentleman?
Jin: so...is that a yes?
You: yes, Jin. It is. 😂😀😊😍
Jin: you have no idea how happy i am right now y/n. You're finally mine! My jagiya!!!
You: haha, cutie. 😍😍😍😚😚 I want to have half of the sushi portion
Jin: you can have everything, Jagi. Saranghae!!
You: Nado saranghae, Jin. See ya in 10.😁😉
Jin: okay 😚😘
~(Suga)~
You: yah, min yoongi!Suga: what.
You: thank god and everything that is holy, you're awake! Where the hell is my pillow?!
Suga: what pillow?
You: my favorite! The mint green colored one that is really fluffy and soft!
Yoongi: wth why you asking me?
You: because you're the only one who'd actually steal my pillow.
Yoongi: .....
You: so where is it?
Yoongi: with me. I'm actually using it rn.
You: you ass. Give it back!
Yoongi: how about you take it from me? 😏
You: bish. I am not going to go to your dorms. I am too lazy and have a freakin paper due tomorrow.
Yoongi: knowing you, you're lying about that. Your paper must be done already.
You:....stfu yoongi
Yoongi: fine, I'll come over.
You: you'd better!
Yoongi: just so you know, I'm only using this pillow as an excuse to see and have more time with you.
You:....huh?
Yoongi: wow, how stupid can you get?
You: excuse me?! 😡😡
Yoongi: But that's also a reason why I love you, y/n.
You:....omfg who are you and what did you do to Yoongi?!
Yoongi: 😒😒😒 I'm not saying it again.
You: well...how the heck am I supposed to reply to a confession from THE Suga?
Yoongi: just say you like me too. Easy.
You: yah. Be thankful I actually like you back, if I didn't--I would have beaten your ass
Yoongi: you know you could have just replied cutely to my confession.
You: bish, just hurry up and bring my pillow. Your jagi is waiting.
Yoongi: can we cuddle?
You: okay. As long as you don't use my favorite pillow.
Yoongi: istg y/n. We're meant to be.
You: lol, good to know. Now get yo ass here. I need my baby.
Yoongi: which one? 😏😏
You: the pillow--fine, you AND the pillow.
Yoongi: I'll be there in 15 minutes.
You: heck yeah 😆😆
~(J-Hope)~
Hobi: y/n!!!!!!!!
You: Hobiiiiii!!!!
Hobi: hi!!! What are you doing??
You: watching Moana 😄
Hobi: oh!! That new disney movie that has been really popular lately?
You: yeah!
Hobi: can i come over and watch too?
You: haha, of course you can!
Hobi: great! I'll be there in 5. I'll just bring some pocky and chips.
You: omg, thank you!!!!! Hobi, you're the best😁😁😁
Hobi: of course! Anything for the girl I love 😊😊😊
You: girl you love? Hobi, do you mean that as a friend or as a....
Hobi: what do you think? 😉😉
You: i wouldn't be asking if i knew!!
You: yah!!! Hobi!!!
You: istg if you don't reply rn 😣😣😣
Hobi: we'll talk once i get there. Okay Jagi?
You: jagi?! Yah! I haven't even--!!!
You: Jung Hoseok, you horse, come back here and answer my questions!!! 😭😭😫😫
~(Rapmon)~
You: Namjoonnnnnnn
RM: hey y/n. What is it?
You: I need help with my studies!!
RM: YOU. Need help in studying?
You: yes! Please come over and teach me!! I feel like dying!!!
RM: i thought your grades were high?
You: they are. But my math grade might decrease! My parents are gonna kill me! 😭😭😭
RM: okay okay. Calm down.
You: You'll help me?!
RM: what choice do i have?...good thing I'm on break rn
You: heck yeah!!! Wahh!!! Thanks Joonie!!!
RM: istg y/n, if I don't love you, I wouldn't even bother to get my lazy ass up and help you with your studies 😪😪
You: what the heck? Was that a confession?
RM: use your big brain. I'm heading to your house now. We'll talk about this when I get there.
You: yah! Joonie! What was that all about!
You: JOONIE!!!!😭😭😭
You: KIM NAMJOON, YOU GOT NO JAMS!!! 😡😡😡
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