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BTS as your best friends

~(Jin)~

You: eommmaaaaa~~~~ I'm hungryyyyy 😫😫😫

Jin: uh, this is Jin.

You: i know, that's why I called you eomma.

Jin: L/n   F/n, how could you.

You: jin~~ come over and gimme foodddd

Jin: I'm not a chef.

You: you sure cook like one tho. Jeballlll. I want foodddd. Jinnie is the most handsome guy i know~~~

Jin: dang right about that. I'm handsome.

You: so you'll give me food? 😇😇😇

Jin: yeah, I'll be there in 5 minutes.

You: yayy!!!

~(Suga)~

You: yoongz. Eyo.

You: Suga. Let's go to the newly opened cafe down the street.

You: MIN YOONGI!!!!!

Yoongi: I'm sleeping. Don't bother me.

You: but i wanna go to that cafffeee 😭😭😭

Yoongi: tomorrow.

You: yay! You're treating me if you arrive late. Okay?

You: oi!

You: this lil hoe turned on his phone's do not disturb mode, didn't he? 😒😑

~(Jhope)~

You: Hobiiiiii

Hoseok: y/nnnnnnn

You: I have an upcoming quiz in PE, and we have to do a hiphop dance 😭😭😭

Hoseok: really? Sounds fun!

You: it doesn't to me! You know i can't dance! I'm not a dancer like you. Why can't they just make a game of badminton our quiz? 😭😭😭

Hoseok: calm down y/n, hahaha

You: but...

Hoseok: how about i teach you some steps?

You: jinjja?!

Hoseok: ne. Come over to the dance studio 😊😊

You: wahhhhh, thank you hobiii!!! You're a life saver! ☺️☺️

~(Rapmon)~

You: Namjooonnnn

You: yah, Kim Namjoon!!!

RM: what?

You: I need heeelllppp 😭😭

RM: help? Sure y/n, I'll take you to the nearest asylum. Free of charge.

You: fuck you, Kim Namjoon 😡😡😡

RM: haha 😂😂

RM: anyway, open the door already.

You: huh? You're already at my house?!

RM: yeah. Now open up. I've been here for 5 minutes now.

You: wait, how did you know i needed you to come over?

RM: because i actually have a brain and you don't? 😏

You: istg, if you weren't my best friend whose sexy brain can save my life, I would have kicked your ass by now. 😑😑😑

RM: and you know it.

You: whatevs. As long as you help me with this math homework.

~(Jimin)~

Jiminnie: y/n! Y/n! Y/n!

You: yes Jiminnie?

Jiminnie: i need help.

You: boi, i'm busy doing homework.

Jiminnie: come onnnnnnn~ jeballlll!!! Its about your new friend.

You: wth? Why did Hyuna pop up in this convo?

Jiminnie: i like her! She really seems different from other girls!

You: 😑😑😑

You: jimin, you said that last time about Kira, Denise and Faye and Rose.

Jiminnie: but i really think its gonna work this timeeee 😫😫😫 helpppp meee.

You: aish, fine. But if you ever get dumped or rejected, I ain't gonna comfort you.

Jiminnie: yayyyy!!!

~(Taehyung)~

Bwi: Y/nnnnn

You: ne?

Bwi: where are you??? I'm at your house rn, but your brother said you're not here.

You: ohhhh, that's cuz I'm at the park. 😊

Bwi: jinnja?! I'll be there in 10 minutes!

You: sure, I'll just continue playing with Choi while I wait for you.

Bwi: choi? Who's that? A kid?

You: ani, its a really cute shitzu owned by some ahjumma I met earlier.

Bwi: shitzu?! Forget 10 minutes, I'll be there in 3-4 minutes!! 😁😁😁

~(Jungkook)~

Nochu: yah, y/n 😭😭

You: whut.

Nochu: come oveerrrrr, I need help.

You: i ain't helping you in bullying Jimin oppa about his height. Not today at least 😒😒

Nochu: it's not about thatttt. Its the science project we have that is due tomorrow.

You: oh man, hori shiteu. Please tell me you finished at least half of it.

Nochu: i don't even know what to start with!!! That's why I'm asking help!!! Jin hyung is gonna kill meeee 😭😭😭😭

You: sure, I'll help you.

Nochu: jinjja?! Yes!

You: i'll help you plan your funeral, what song do you want to be played? 😁

Nochu: L/N  F/N!!! 😠😠😠

You: i'm kidding. For real, I'll help. But what's in it for me? 😏

Nochu: you lil shiteu 😑

You: hey, nothing's free nowadays. 👐

Nochu:....strawberry frappe?

You: hm, try harder.

Nochu: fine, strawberry frappe AND chocolate truffles.

You: done. 😁😁😁

Nochu: i swear, you'll be the death of my wallet 😪😪

You: hehe, you're welcome. Now open the door, Nochu.

Nochu: yes yes