~(Jin)~
You: eommmaaaaa~~~~ I'm hungryyyyy 😫😫😫
Jin: uh, this is Jin.
You: i know, that's why I called you eomma.
Jin: L/n F/n, how could you.
You: jin~~ come over and gimme foodddd
Jin: I'm not a chef.
You: you sure cook like one tho. Jeballlll. I want foodddd. Jinnie is the most handsome guy i know~~~
Jin: dang right about that. I'm handsome.
You: so you'll give me food? 😇😇😇
Jin: yeah, I'll be there in 5 minutes.
You: yayy!!!
~(Suga)~
You: yoongz. Eyo.
You: Suga. Let's go to the newly opened cafe down the street.
You: MIN YOONGI!!!!!
Yoongi: I'm sleeping. Don't bother me.
You: but i wanna go to that cafffeee 😭😭😭
Yoongi: tomorrow.
You: yay! You're treating me if you arrive late. Okay?
You: oi!
You: this lil hoe turned on his phone's do not disturb mode, didn't he? 😒😑
~(Jhope)~
You: Hobiiiiii
Hoseok: y/nnnnnnn
You: I have an upcoming quiz in PE, and we have to do a hiphop dance 😭😭😭
Hoseok: really? Sounds fun!
You: it doesn't to me! You know i can't dance! I'm not a dancer like you. Why can't they just make a game of badminton our quiz? 😭😭😭
Hoseok: calm down y/n, hahaha
You: but...
Hoseok: how about i teach you some steps?
You: jinjja?!
Hoseok: ne. Come over to the dance studio 😊😊
You: wahhhhh, thank you hobiii!!! You're a life saver! ☺️☺️
~(Rapmon)~
You: Namjooonnnn
You: yah, Kim Namjoon!!!
RM: what?
You: I need heeelllppp 😭😭
RM: help? Sure y/n, I'll take you to the nearest asylum. Free of charge.
You: fuck you, Kim Namjoon 😡😡😡
RM: haha 😂😂
RM: anyway, open the door already.
You: huh? You're already at my house?!
RM: yeah. Now open up. I've been here for 5 minutes now.
You: wait, how did you know i needed you to come over?
RM: because i actually have a brain and you don't? 😏
You: istg, if you weren't my best friend whose sexy brain can save my life, I would have kicked your ass by now. 😑😑😑
RM: and you know it.
You: whatevs. As long as you help me with this math homework.
~(Jimin)~
Jiminnie: y/n! Y/n! Y/n!
You: yes Jiminnie?
Jiminnie: i need help.
You: boi, i'm busy doing homework.
Jiminnie: come onnnnnnn~ jeballlll!!! Its about your new friend.
You: wth? Why did Hyuna pop up in this convo?
Jiminnie: i like her! She really seems different from other girls!
You: 😑😑😑
You: jimin, you said that last time about Kira, Denise and Faye and Rose.
Jiminnie: but i really think its gonna work this timeeee 😫😫😫 helpppp meee.
You: aish, fine. But if you ever get dumped or rejected, I ain't gonna comfort you.
Jiminnie: yayyyy!!!
~(Taehyung)~
Bwi: Y/nnnnn
You: ne?
Bwi: where are you??? I'm at your house rn, but your brother said you're not here.
You: ohhhh, that's cuz I'm at the park. 😊
Bwi: jinnja?! I'll be there in 10 minutes!
You: sure, I'll just continue playing with Choi while I wait for you.
Bwi: choi? Who's that? A kid?
You: ani, its a really cute shitzu owned by some ahjumma I met earlier.
Bwi: shitzu?! Forget 10 minutes, I'll be there in 3-4 minutes!! 😁😁😁
~(Jungkook)~
Nochu: yah, y/n 😭😭
You: whut.
Nochu: come oveerrrrr, I need help.
You: i ain't helping you in bullying Jimin oppa about his height. Not today at least 😒😒
Nochu: it's not about thatttt. Its the science project we have that is due tomorrow.
You: oh man, hori shiteu. Please tell me you finished at least half of it.
Nochu: i don't even know what to start with!!! That's why I'm asking help!!! Jin hyung is gonna kill meeee 😭😭😭😭
You: sure, I'll help you.
Nochu: jinjja?! Yes!
You: i'll help you plan your funeral, what song do you want to be played? 😁
Nochu: L/N F/N!!! 😠😠😠
You: i'm kidding. For real, I'll help. But what's in it for me? 😏
Nochu: you lil shiteu 😑
You: hey, nothing's free nowadays. 👐
Nochu:....strawberry frappe?
You: hm, try harder.
Nochu: fine, strawberry frappe AND chocolate truffles.
You: done. 😁😁😁
Nochu: i swear, you'll be the death of my wallet 😪😪
You: hehe, you're welcome. Now open the door, Nochu.
Nochu: yes yes
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FanfictionLooking for something funny? Here it is! (I'm sorry if I'm kinda lame with the jokes)