BTS Text

BTS being perverts

~(JIN)~

J: Heyyyy

You: um, hi? Who are you?

J: Knock knock

You: who's there?

J: let me go inside.

You: let me go inside who?

J: you. 😉

You:.....

You: that was gross.

*you blocked Jin*

~(SUGA)~

S: ayo

You: sup. who u tho?

S: your Suga

You: ohhh so your name is Suga

S: yeah.

S: that's why you should call me Suga Daddy.

You:....

You: you perv.

*you blocked Suga*

~(JHOPE)~

H: hi! My name is hoseok. But I'm called Jhope!

You: oh, hi 😊

H: You can call me Hobi or you can call me tonight.

You: um...what? 😂😂😂😅😅

You: was that an attempt to be a flirt or a pervert? 😂😂😂

~(RAPMON)~

N: hey girl.

You: hey. Who you? 😕

N: dim the lights down. Dim the lights down.~

N: Rap monster. I'm sexy like a porn star.~

*you blocked Rapmon*

~(JIMIN)~

J: hi!

You: hello!

J: do you know what's tastier than mochi?

You: um...i dunno...ice cream? 😬

J: no.

J: you 😏

You:....

You: you got no jams.

*you blocked Jimin*

~(TAEHYUNG)~

V: hi.

You: hello.

V: can I ask something?

You: sure.

V: do you have a pussy? Can I see it?

*you blocked Taehyung*

V: you still there?

V: what's your cat's name?

V: is it a girl or a boy?

V: yahhhh!!! 😫😫😫

~(JUNGKOOK)~

Jk: looks like my homeworks are not the only thing I'm going to be doing tonight 😏😏😏😉😉😉

You: heh. You got that right.

You: cuz I will not help you with your project. Do it by yourself you pervert. 😁😁😁

You: bye!

Jk: yah! Wait! I was joking!

*you blocked Jungkook*

Jk: I was only joking 😭😭😭 my projectttt😭😭😭

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I am sorry. Really sorry! Aaghhhh. I am bad at things like this.

Still. Hope you like it! *grows mushroom again in the corner"