~(JIN)~
J: Heyyyy
You: um, hi? Who are you?
J: Knock knock
You: who's there?
J: let me go inside.
You: let me go inside who?
J: you. 😉
You:.....
You: that was gross.
*you blocked Jin*
~(SUGA)~
S: ayo
You: sup. who u tho?
S: your Suga
You: ohhh so your name is Suga
S: yeah.
S: that's why you should call me Suga Daddy.
You:....
You: you perv.
*you blocked Suga*
~(JHOPE)~
H: hi! My name is hoseok. But I'm called Jhope!
You: oh, hi 😊
H: You can call me Hobi or you can call me tonight.
You: um...what? 😂😂😂😅😅
You: was that an attempt to be a flirt or a pervert? 😂😂😂
~(RAPMON)~
N: hey girl.
You: hey. Who you? 😕
N: dim the lights down. Dim the lights down.~
N: Rap monster. I'm sexy like a porn star.~
*you blocked Rapmon*
~(JIMIN)~
J: hi!
You: hello!
J: do you know what's tastier than mochi?
You: um...i dunno...ice cream? 😬
J: no.
J: you 😏
You:....
You: you got no jams.
*you blocked Jimin*
~(TAEHYUNG)~
V: hi.
You: hello.
V: can I ask something?
You: sure.
V: do you have a pussy? Can I see it?
*you blocked Taehyung*
V: you still there?
V: what's your cat's name?
V: is it a girl or a boy?
V: yahhhh!!! 😫😫😫
~(JUNGKOOK)~
Jk: looks like my homeworks are not the only thing I'm going to be doing tonight 😏😏😏😉😉😉
You: heh. You got that right.
You: cuz I will not help you with your project. Do it by yourself you pervert. 😁😁😁
You: bye!
Jk: yah! Wait! I was joking!
*you blocked Jungkook*
Jk: I was only joking 😭😭😭 my projectttt😭😭😭
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I am sorry. Really sorry! Aaghhhh. I am bad at things like this.
Still. Hope you like it! *grows mushroom again in the corner"
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FanfictionLooking for something funny? Here it is! (I'm sorry if I'm kinda lame with the jokes)