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BTS when you're jealous

~(JIN)~

JinCess: yah, y/n, are you okay?!

You: yeah, just peachy.

JinCess: why did you even fight with that girl?! Now look, you got hurt!! 😭😰

You: pft. I'm fine.

JinCess: F/N L/N. Why. Did. You. Do. It.

You:....

You: iwasjealous

JinCess: what--...oh

JinCess: 😳

You: it's because she was being an ass! She's trying to take you, my best friend, away from me! Like she leeches herself on you every friggin day! Especially since she found out i like you! 😤😤😤

JinCess: aww, i like you too y/n 😍😊😚😘

You: whut 😳

JinCess: i should thank that girl for making us get together...but also reprimand her for hurting you

You: the princess is gone. The king is out.

~(YOONGI)~

SUGAr: what the fuck happened earlier.

You: whut.

SUGAr: you were fighting with a girl!

You: you just answered your own question 👆👆👆

SUGAr: don't go all sarcastic on me. Why did you do it?

You: calm your shit, Yoongi. It's that bitch's fault.

SUGAr: what did she do?

You:....

SUGAr: what. did. she. do?

You: well...she said she likes you...but i found out that she's only chasing you for your fame and money😕😕😕

SUGAr: so you hit her?

You: well, she also said that she wouldn't give you a second glance if you weren't rich and famous. Since you were just a midget.

You: like excuse me! You don't need her to look at you! She's a mushroom! And you are not a midget. You are a savage munchkin! Like--look at your skin! 😡😡😠😠

SUGAr:....

SUGAr: so you were jealous?

You: wtf ofc. You're MY best friend

SUGAr: Do you like me?

You: ofc i do. What a stupid question

SUGAr: 😳😒😏

You: shit.

You:....uh....BYE

Y/n has logged out

~(HOSEOK)~

HobiOppa: y/n-ie...are you okay?? That slap looked super painful 😭😭😭

You: for the last time, Hoseok. I'm fine.

HobiOppa: why were you even fighting? It's so unlike you!

You: it's the girl's fault 😒😒😒

HobiOppa: what did she do?

You: she kept bullying me.

HobiOppa: WHAT?!

You: yep. She was being a bish. And she did it all because she 'likes' you.

HobiOppa: i don't even know that girl 😂😅

You: well whatever. I hit her cuz she said she'll steal you from me. I ain't gonna let that happen.