~(JIN)~
J: hi y/n.
You: um, hi. Who are you?
J: I'm Jin.
You:....wait, Jin as in Jin from Bangtan?
J: yep. Glad to know you have heard of me. Well, who wouldn't know this handsome face?
You:.....
You: okay...um, since it looks like you're a narcissist...amma go now
You: bye! 👋
J: wait!
You: what?
J: i just...wanted to ask you out for lunch tomorrow.
You: oh 😯
You: lol, you could have just said so in the first place😂😂
J: sorry...😅
You: its fine. And okay, I'll eat lunch with you tomorrow.
J: really?! Great! What do you want for lunch?
You: um...kimchi fried rice?
J: okay, I'll make that for you tomorrow 😉
You: woah, you can cook?! 😧
J: yep. 😄
You: uh-oh. I think I'll get killed by your fangirls tomorrow.
J: they won't. I'll protect you.
You: 😳😳😳
~(SUGA)~
S: yo.
You: hey.
S: Are you free tomorrow?
You: um, yeah?...why?
S: eat lunch with me.
You: woah, first of all, I don't know you. Second wtf? Was that an order or a request? 😣😣😣
S: my name is Yoongi. But i'm known as Suga.
You: wait, Suga as in from Bangtan Boys?
S: yeah.
You: why is the oh-so-great Yoongi asking me out to go have lunch with him?
S: You'll find out tomorrow 😉
You: 😒😒😒
You: and get killed by your fans? Uh, no thank you.
S: who do you take me for?
S: whoever touches a hair on your head will have to go through me. And those people has no swag.
You: pfft. Okay okay, i'll eat with you tomorrow.
S: great, see ya.
You: see ya.
~(JHope)~
H: heyyyyyy.
H: y/nnnnn!!!!
You: what?
H: annyeong 😄
You: um...annyeong. Sorry, but who are you? And how did you get my number?
H: My name is Hoseok. But you can call me Jhope or Hobi.
You: okay...um, hi Hobi. How did a bangtan boy get my number?😅😅
H: i got it from a classmate
You: oh, I see. So, what can I help you with?
H: nothing, i just want to ask you out to lunch tomorrow. My treat.
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