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BTS when they open your wattpad account (hyung line)

~(JIN)~

Steakeu: hey y/n

You: yes?

Steakeu: you are grounded.

You: what. WHY?! 😱😱😱 WHAT DID I DO?!

Steakeu: i can't believe this. How could you go on reading stories like that in wattpad? That's even not the real me!😒😒😒

You: wait what. YOU OPENED MY WATTPAD ACCOUNT?! 😡😡😡😡

Steakeu: uh, yeah?

You: KIM SEOKJIN, YOU BUTT!!! How dare you open it without my permission?! 😡😡😡

Steakeu: but it was already open!

You: not an excuse! No cuddles for 3 days!! 😡😡💢💢

Steakeu: what?! Jagi, I'm sorry! I won't do it again! 😭 😭 i haven't even seen anything important! Except the 'jin x reader fanfic'!

You: which one?

Steakeu: the one with the grey background.

You: 😠😡😡😠

You have blocked Steakeu

Steakeu: jagiiiiii 😭😢

~(YOONGI)~

Swag: hey

You: hi. Wow, can't believe you actually texted first 😯

Swag: yeah. Couldn't sleep.

You: hah, that's a first.

Swag:....y/n, I'll cook you meals everyday, so wanna shack up with me?

You:.......

You: boi, stop joking around and go back to your grandpa state. 😑😑😑

Swag: what. Why aren't you happy with what i said??

You: MIN YOONGI. First of all, you can't cook. Second, you're too lazy to do that. Third, even if you ask me me to live with you, you'd be all chill about it.

Swag:....heh, you sure know me. You love me so much, don't you. 😏😏😏

You: duh. What a stupid question, gramps. Wait, somehow, that line seems eerily familiar...like it's from....

You: SHIT. Agsjahsmaladiejwiwjs!!!!

Swag: hah, i like how you randomly press buttons when you're panicking.

You: MIN YOONGI, YOU LIL SHIT!!! YOU OPENED MY WATTPAD ACCOUNT!!! 🔥🔥💢💢

Swag: oh come on. Stop making a big deal out of it. All it contained were suga x reader stories.

You: I am confiscating your pillows for 3 days. 💢

Swag: well shit.

~(HOSEOK)~

DirtyWateu:  jagiiiii

You: yes, hobi?

DirtyWateu: can I ask something?

You: hm? About what?

DirtyWateu: why do you read Jhope x reader stories when you have the real thing as your boyfriend? 😇

You: YOU OPENED MY ACCOUNT?!

DirtyWateu: it was open to begin with.

You: 😭😭😭😭😭

You: this is so embarrassing. I can't even--ugh.

DirtyWateu: hehe, i love you jagi 💗💞😚😘

You: ...love ya too.

DirtyWateu: jagi, calm down. Reading those 18-rated stories in your library is okay. Since it's all about me 😇

You have blocked DirtyWateu.

~(NAMJOON)~

RapGod: hey jagi.

You: yeah?

RapGod: wanna do something fun?

You: like what? Fixing more things you broke? 😒

RapGod: no. Like re-enacting  the scenes in that smut fanfic in your liblrary 😏😏😏😉😉😉

You: fuck you. You opened my account. 💢🔥

You have blocked RapGod.

RapGod: well that answered my question