Dares!

New People!

Me: Okay! But first! NEW PEOPLE!

Everyone: *walks downstairs*

Danny: Why are we up so early? it's 7 in the morning.

Me: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO A VERY LOUD HOUSE LAST NIGHT NOW HUSH!

Everyone: *blushes*

Me: Now, Astro bring in our new members!

Astro: * drags in a sack that is moving* Ok.

Everyone: WHAT THE HELL?!

Astro: Oh, don't act so surprised. This happens every day.

Me: Yep. Now to meet them! EMPTY THE SACK!

Astro: *empty the sack* DONE.

*Bill Cipher and Dipper Pines fall out*

Bill: HOLY SHIT!

Dipper: Language!

Bill: Would you kindly, *takes deep breath* shut up, Pinetree.

Dipper: *gives the 'I'm so done with you' look*

Astro: Hey idiots, I love your ship but you need to shut up.

Me: Please.

Astro: Not, please. They do not deserve mercy, let them suffer.

Bill: God, she is evil.

Me: Well she is part demon.

Astro: Well, in another timeline.

Me: Okay, anyway WELCOME YOU TWO!

Astro: Me and my friend, Fury, is going to give you guys dares like everyone else here. The dares come from the reader who commented. Also, you have no choice in this.

Bill: I am an all powerful demon, you can't make me do anything.

Me: You can 'do' stuff with Dipper.

Bill: .......This intrigues me.

Dipper: What?! No!

Me: Oh shut it! Now sit down!

Everyone: Have mercy on their souls.

Me: *rolls eyes* Well that's all for now, the next dare will be up soon! What did you think? Leave a comment of a truth/dare bellow. Till next time, bye!