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Me: Let's do this.
Astro: You get the uke and I get the seme....
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Me: *silently takes ukes away from the semes*
Danny: What are we doing up so early?
Me: We're heading out!
All ukes:*mumbles and follows anyway*
Me: (once outside) TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK!
~with Astro and the semes~
Phil: Hey, Astro. Where's Dan?
Astro: Don't ask me. I do not know where the ukes are. * is lying*
About 30 minutes later
Bill: PINE TREE! PINE TREE! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!? THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! *Searches the house*
Phantom: DANNY!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!? *Flies fastly around the house*
Phil: Where is Dan?*cries in a corner* Where is my pastel half!!!
Astro: * live streaming the whole event secretly*
~With me and the ukes~
Me: Welcome to Hershey park!
All ukes: Awesome!
Me: *pulls out four backstage passes and tickets* And we've got tickets and backstage passes to Panic! At The Disco!
Dipper: Hey, wouldn't the other guys be worried about us?
Me: NAH! They'll be fine! *secretly watching live stream* *puts phone up* Now, to the rides!
All of us: *runs into the park*
~Back to the Semes+Astro~
Bill: IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE MY PINE TREE IS, I WILL BURN THE HEART OUT OF YOU!!!
Astro: Sorry, can't. Don't have a heart to burn, bitch.
Phantom: * Is violently shaking in the corner with growing green eyes*
Astro: I should give you some chill pills......Where is Phil!!
~With Me and the ukes again~
All of us: *talking with Brendon*
Me: *feels phone vibrate*
Astro: Fury! Abort! Abort! The house is about to be set on fire and frozen at the same time! And Phil is on the roof!
Me: On our way!
Me: Nice meeting you Brendon, but we have to go. But first. *has person take a few pictures with us and Brendon* Thank you! *grabs everyone's wrists and starts dragging them* Bye!
~arivies home~
Me: Hey we're ba- *sees Astro hanging from the chandelier*
Astro: Whats up? *Pun Intended*
Dan: *sees Phil on the roof* LION!
Phil: BEAR! *runs downstairs and engulfs him in a giant hug*
Bill: PINE TREE! WHERE WERE YOU?!
Phantom: DANNY! *tackles him onto the couch*
Me: *helps Astro down*
All semes: *glares at me and Astro* Where did you take them?
Me: To Hershey and to meet Brendon Uri *shows pictures*
Bill: That is it! NO ANIME FOR A WEEK!
Astro:Never! * Jumps out window*
Me: You can't do squat to me! I'm the author!
Bill: *goes to take off cat ears*
Me: OW!
Bill: Why won't those come off?
Me: because it was a dare they're intertwined to the story. Plus they're real for a few chapters.
Bill: ...THIS MAKES NO SENSE!
Me: Course it does. AND YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE MY ANIME AWAY! *jumps out the window and runs after Astro*
Danny: Soooo...Who's doing the outro?
Everyone: *looks towards Dipper*
Dipper: *sighs* Fine whatever. That's all for now. What did you think? Leave a comment with a truth/dare below. Till next time, bye!
Bill: *kisses Dipper*
Dipper: *tomato red and hiding his face in his hands*
