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Dan: PHIL!
Phil: Yes?
Dan: YOU LEFT THE SEAT UP AGAIN!
Phil: What's the big deal?
Dan: 'What's the big deal'? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? THE 'BIG DEAL' IS THAT I ALMOST FELL IN THE TOILET LAST NIGHT!
Phil: How could you almost fall into the toilet?
Dan: BECAUSE I EXPECTED THE SEAT TO BE DOWN AND IT WASN'T!
Phil: Well I'm sorry.
Dan: Oh sure!
Phil: WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?!
Dan: I WANT YOU NOT TO LEAVE THE SEAT UP!
Me: Hey, guys can't we work this out?
Dan and Phil: SHUT IT FURY!
Astro: *silently filming all of this*
Me: *deathly calm* What. Did. You. Just. Say?
Astro: *With a deadly aura around her* If you ever hurt my friends, I will make you feel 100 times of more pain, physical and mental, way worse than you can imagine.
Me: *walks towards Dan and Phil* If you two don't shut up and settle whatever the heck you're arguing over and makeup!
Phil: Are you challenging me?
Astro: Yeah, she is. And if you harm her I will break every bone in your singular body.
Me: Thanks, Astro!
Astro: You're welcome.
Dan and Phil: *gulp*
Phil: Sorry Dan, I'll try not to leave the toilet seat up anymore.
Dan: apology accepted.
Me: Finally. Geez. Anyway, that's all for now! What did you think? Leave a comment with a truth/dare bellow. Till next time, bye!
