Dare #19

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Me: Let's go!

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Me: Let's go!

Omega: Do semes include Astro and Emo child?

Me: I guess, I mean...

Omega: Alrightey! Astro! Emo Child!

Astro: Yes?....(Just woke up from a nap with bed head)

Emo Child: Yes ma'am?

Omega: Fury and I need you to help out with a little task.

Astro: Okay?

Omega: Round up all the semes alongside Emo Child and bring them into room #713 in the mansion, you need to enter the room yourself too to check.

Emo Child: How many rooms are there?

Me: Oh about 1000 give or take.

Omega: Yes yes now off you run.

Astro: True but I keep about 50 rooms to myself. For things.....

Emo Child and Astro leave room to begin task.

Me: But they won't be stuck in the room then?

Omega: As soon as all of them are in the door automatically slams shut and locks.

Me: I'll go force Vlad to watch the door.

Omega: Let's get down to business!

Me: To defeat, the huns!

(Mulan starts playing.)

Omega and Fury leave

Enter Astro and Emo Child

Astro: Semes assemble!

Bill, Phantom, Phil, Mark and Dark enter.

Emo Child: Stand in formation B! We have a task.

Astro: We were charged with the mission to go into room #713 of the mansion.

Phil: That's it? Fury isn't as boring as that, and with Omega here it's guaranteed to be life threatening physically and mentally.

Phantom: *mumbling* I know right.

Dark: You guys are just pussies.

Mark: Excuse me?

Dark: *sniffs indifferently* You're excused.

Mark: Why you-

Emo Child: *waves ak47* No fighting soldiers!

Astro: Everyone, shut up!

Bill: Let's get this over with, if I die, I bequeath everything to Pine Tree.

The semes march off to room #713. Upon entering the door slams shut behind them all.

Astro: What the fuck! Why are me and Emo Child in here too?

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