Dares!

Dare #15

Me: GUYS! WE HAVE ANOTHER!

Everyone: Please tell me it doesn't have to do with Astro and her cake. *shudders*

Astro: *walks in calmly eating her cake* What did you say about my cake?

Me: Nothing! They were hoping it doesn't involve your cake. And it doesn't.

Everyone: *lets out a sigh of relief*

Me: Nope. It's this! *shows them my phone*

Everyone: Alright *sits in a circle*

Me: *walks in with the hot sauce and sits next to Astro* Okay. Danny, you start.

Danny: uhh...okay. First thing that comes to mind when you hear the word 'sex'?

Astro: Kinky.

Me: Intimate.

Phantom: You. *winks at Danny*

Phil: hobbit hair.

Dan: Hot.

Bill: Top.

Dipper: rough.

Danny: Bill, your turn.

Bill: Have you ever had a crush on your teacher?

Me: Nope.

Astro: No.

Phil: *glances at Dan* does your tutor count? If so, yes. If not, no.

Dan: No.

Dipper: nu-uh.

Bill: Astro, your turn.

Astro: What's the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Me: Nope. Gimme the hot sauce.

Astro: *hands merge hot sauce*

Me: I already don't have a high spice tolerance. Get me a gallon of milk and two sleeves of bread.

Danny: *hands them to me*

Me: *drinks a teaspoon* AHHHH!! *devourers bread and downs the milk* *whimpers* why did I do that~?

Bill: *shrugs*

Dipper: *whacks Bill upside the head*

Danny: Well...there have been many like when me an Vlad were having that prank war...*begins to rattle things off*

Me: Okay that's enough.

Phantom: Once, in the middle of the nightI walked into Danny's room, before we were dating, almost nude, and said "Hey there sexy~ Wanna play~?"

Everyone: *trying to contain laughter*

Phantom: Oh shut up! Next person just go!

Dan: I moaned out Phil's name and basically an entire 'night' while I was asleep, before we were together, and I was laying across his lap.

Me: ...Wow.

Phil: Dan made me wear pastels and act like a uke for a whole day, even in public.

Dipper: When I had to be neko for a day.

Bill: *holds out hand* hot sauce.

Me: *hands him the bottle*

Bill: *chugs half of the bottle*

Me: ...well then.

Phil: We done yet?

Me: Yeah, sure I guess. Anyway, that's all for now. What did you think? Leave a comment with a truth/dare bellow. Till next time, bye!