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"Peter are you home yet?"

"No, school just got out, why?"

"I just could use some help with some things."

"You know what happened the last time you said? Some asshole peed in the dishwasher."

"That was one time! But please don't remind me of that anyway are you going to help me or not?"

"Do I even really have a choice?"

"No. Plus I think you'll like it, it's a bit of a conspiracy."

"Really. Do I look like the kind of guy that thinks an alien apocalypse is going to happen? I'm not into conspiracies."

"For two solid years you were convinced I was spy because I was never home."

"That's because you never were! I'm sorry I had an overactive imagination."

"Anyway, you almost home?"

"About five minutes."

"Okay, I'm a block away. Can I jump onto your computer whilst I'm-"

"No."

"Christ, I won't look at the browser history don't worry P-"

"Cathy please don't-"

"Honestly Peter, I've seen a lot growing up with you, I think I can handle whatever-"

"Don't go into my room."

"That's it I'm going into your room."

"You wouldn't dare Cathy."

"Try me. I love conspiracies."