Welcome, To The End.

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by cringeymemequeen

by cringeymemequeen

We've come a long way, haven't we?
And here we are now.
Part number 200.
The end.

But we're going to end it with a bang.
With a big, fun and emotional end.

Please, participate.
I understand it will be very long to read.
And you don't want to read it.
But stick around.
Read to the end, so we can celebrate and look back
Together.

-----FIVE RANDOM JOKES -----

1. Person: Who's ur crush?
     Me: Oh y'know...
     Person: Is it Markip-
     Me: WHAT NO....!

2. Regular Fan: Awe you look great
Wild Fan: FUCK ME DADDY
Regular Fan: uh

3. Poods: Stop calling me Poods my name is Felix
Me: No stfu u Swedish bitch

4. I tried the new iPhone 7 but they said there were no Jacks aloud
Jack: oh noooooooooooooo

5. Person: Jacksepticeye is annoying
     Me: Yeah you pretty are annoying
     Person: I said Jackse-
     Me: I'm glad you're be honest with yourself.

----- FACTS ABOUT CRINGEYMEMEQUEEN -----

Hi you already know me but not enough

I'm tall as FUCK
The first book I've written on Wattpad was a Sans x Reader (cringeeeee)
Love My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, and Twenty One Pilots.
I have no idea how I came up with my username.
I used to think Mark was some drunk gamer.
Blond bitch
I've tried to commit suicide twice.
My catchphrase is Dibble Dabble and idek why
I'm a legit good singer (I'm not just saying that)
My favorite color is red boi

----- FACTS ABOUT THIS BOOK -----

I only made it because my friend had a band one
I didn't expect this many readers
This is the only Mark, Sean, and Felix joke book
I've been writing this for 4 months now
Pretty much all of my jokes are original

----- FIVE RANDOM JOKES -----

1. Person: Felix is ugly
Me: Well darling that's because your ego is too big.

2. We gotta admit we could jump off Mark's ego and fall down to his IQ.

3. Jack: Last episode of happy wheels...
Everyone: *INTENSE SOBBING*

4. ( requested by xX_FabulousLama_Xx )
    In fanfiction,
    Jelix: Hi I'm Jack *starts kissing*
    Septiplier: Hi *starts smutting*
    Fangirls: YAAAAASSS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL *throws computer out window when mom walks in*
    AHSHAVDYSBSA
    In real life,
    Mark, Jack, and Felix: We ain't even gay...

5. Mook
Soon/Jok
Foolox