You were at school and as always, all you were talking about was H/F/N. All your friends started laughing and you realised why when you turned around. He was standing there, listening to you talk about marrying him and what your childrens names would be. You instantly turned red and he looked really angry.
"Sara H/L/N would be the worst name ever bitch" he said. you started to cry and you cried so much that you made a pool.
"i love you H/F/N!" you yelled. he burped then pushed you under the salty tear water. you were about to drown when he pulled your by your weave and flung you into the air. he then made a whirlpool thingy and you dropped into it spinning around until you were sucked underneath and you dragged him with you. you looked at him and saw brown water all around him and he smiled evily. you tried to swim to the surface but he held your weave. you tried so hard to get out of the water that your weave ripped off and he was so shocked that he pooped again. you swam to the surface and when you saw him coming you farted and it blew him back underwater. you smiled then swam to the office and saw M/F/N with boobs. you asked why he had boobs and he said thats why he had a lump on his nipple. you tell him about H/F/N and he poops then throws it in the water and you laugh at him.
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What did you think? HAHA I wrote this for my friend Sara :D
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Poopalicious Tales
HumorThis is a book with short imagines that me and my friends have written for fun. It's about us and our crushes and celebrity crushes and things like that :) In the ones about our crushes from school the names have been changed for privacy reasons :D
