"Hey H/N?" You tap his shoulder and he turns around smiling as he meets your eyes.
"Yeah? Whats up?"
"Do... You like-"
"Hi guise." your friend comes and ruins the moment.
"Uhh I'll talk to you later." your crush says, walking away rather fast.
"Oops." your friend shrugs and drags you away.
"I was gonna ask if he likes her!" You growl and have the urge to punch her face but the bell rings
"Heh, bye." your friend skips off to her stupid ass ratchet ass class.
You begin to do the same when you felt someone grab you by the wrist. You yelp but he tells you to stfu LOL.
"Uhh Y/F/N.... There's something I need to say to you."
"Me too."
"We'll say it together."
"On three?"
"Yeah ok just hurry up."
"1.....2........3"
"You're ratchet."
"I like you."
"HAHA OOPS. Bye bitch." You say but your smile drops when you realise what he said.
"You.... Like me?" He sighs and nods and you feel yourself go red
"Oh... That's nice because I don't like you. HAHAHA betch you stank." You walk away with sass leaving your crush in a pool of tears and diarrhea.
YOU ARE READING
Poopalicious Tales
HumorThis is a book with short imagines that me and my friends have written for fun. It's about us and our crushes and celebrity crushes and things like that :) In the ones about our crushes from school the names have been changed for privacy reasons :D
