You were at a One Direction concert and you were jumping around and dancing like a crazy person during Little Things. You feel a hand on your shoulder and you turn to see your crush standing there.
"Bitch, calm the fuck down." he says. You don't listen to him and you continue to dance. You hear him yelling at you, but you don't care.
"Don't make me go Sharkeisha on you ass!" He yells. You turn around and see that his whole body is bright red from anger. As the song finishes, The boys start talking.
"What is that bright red light up there?" Louis asks, then pointing at your crush. Everyone turns to look at him and he smiles like a Cheshire Cat.
"I LOVE YOU LOUIS PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS PHSYCO CRAZY STINKY ASS GIRL HERE." He yells, then pointing at you. You start to cry and run towards the stage while farting the whole way there. Paul tries to grab you but faints because of how bad you smell.
"BE CAREFUL LOUIS, SHE IS MENTAL." your crush yells. You cry even more while running onto the stage and killing the boys of One Direction with your smell.
"SEE, SHE SMELLS SO BAD SHE KILLS PEOPLE. LOCK HER UP." your crush yells, as Paul wakes up and puts a mask on and drags you to jail.
THE END
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Poopalicious Tales
HumorThis is a book with short imagines that me and my friends have written for fun. It's about us and our crushes and celebrity crushes and things like that :) In the ones about our crushes from school the names have been changed for privacy reasons :D
