Poopalicious Tales

Part 2

One time H/F/N is in Victoria's Secret looking for a bra when he bumps into you. You smile and wave excitedly and he looks at you up and down disgustingly.

"Ew. Betch. You stank." He flips his rat tail and walks out of the store with SASS

"Wait, H/F/N it was only a fart! Come back!" You grab his shoulder and flip him around and he chokes and almost faints.

"I was talking about yo toes you ratchet ass hoe." You both look down at your feet and realise that the toenails come through the shoes.

"Atleast I painted them!" You wiggle them and H/F/N vomits a little in his mouth.

"Is you okay? Or..." He says before letting out a loud a nice smelling burp. He blows it im your face and you giggle

"Oh H/F/N you never seize to amaze me." You swoon

"You ratchet ass bitch, you cheap and a hoe." he says unclasping his bra and shoving it in your face. You smell it and it smells like your grandmas toes with shit, your most favorite scent.

"I love you H/F/N. I wanna be your bae." you say grabbing his weave making him stumble back.

"YOU BITCH! M/F/N CALL NAY NAY AND TELL HER TO BRING THE VASELINE AND BACK-UP."

"You got it gurl!" says M/F/N dialing numbers in his old ass phone. H/F/N starts to get angry and he runs towards you about to whack you across the face

"M/F/N YOU BETTER HOLD ME BACK," he says, pulling off his weave, hoop earrings and red stilettos

"H/F/N YOU'RE SO SEXY!" You yell and the whole shopping centre gives you dirties cause youre ratchet. H/F/N spits on you and claps and suddenly dissapears into a puff of smoke, leaving behind his bra and dignity.

"I will never forget you bae" you start sniffling and sulking

"Stfu you ratchet." Says M/F/N, before following in his footsteps.

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I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHA SARA WROTE THIS FOR ME :D