You're sitting at home doing nothing when suddenly you're $10 Nokia phone vibrates. You unlock it to see that your crush just texted you. You fangirl and after 2 hours you get yourself together, you look at the text and it says he's waiting outside.
You step out side after taking another 1 hours worth of time of the toilet, and see an angry crush.
"Sorry! I was getting ready."
"Stfu and get in." He rolls his eyes and hops on his unicycle.
"Uhhh, there's no room." You say
"Then just follow me. Also could you give me a push start?" He asks and you do so. He starts pedalling and you felt a fart coming on. You try to hold it in but you finally couldnt help it. ...plop.
"What was that?" your crush asked, looking around and spotting the wet poo on the floor
"Uhh-umm" you tried to speak but you just kept spraying diarrhea.
"Uhh I have to go." You say and you run home leaving a trail of wet poo everywhere.
"Wait!" He calls, but he falls head first into your poo.
"Stupid unicycle." He gets up and licks himself clean
"Hahahaha you're disgusting." He turns around to see a girl, the most prettiest and smelliest girl in school.
"Shit. How embarrassing." She flips her 5 inch weave and cat walks into the sunset, and while you run home you slip on poo and make kaka angels.
YOU ARE READING
Poopalicious Tales
HumorThis is a book with short imagines that me and my friends have written for fun. It's about us and our crushes and celebrity crushes and things like that :) In the ones about our crushes from school the names have been changed for privacy reasons :D
