~Poseidon is the Awesomest god ever! has just joined the chat room BOYS RULE!~
Percy Jackson: Dad!
Nate: Dad!
Poseidon is the Awesomest god ever: Hi, boys! I heard the double date went well.
Jason Grace: Double date? How come this is the first I’m hearing of this?
Percy Jackson:Because we didn’t tell you.
Nate: It was also kind of unplanned.
Percy Jackson: Dude, no it wasn’t. It was all planned out.
Nate: BY WHO?
Percy Jackson: Most of the camp.
Nate: WHAT?
Percy Jackson: You didn’t know that most of the camp, including, but is not limited to, Maria, Annabeth, Me, the Stolls, Leo, Austin, Malcomb, Enya, Piper, Hazel, Frank, Jason, Andy, and even Nico, were trying to get you and Claire together?
Nate: NO!
Percy Jackson: And they say I’m slow.
Nate: HEY!
Poseidon is the Awesomest god ever: Percy, no insulting your brother.
Percy Jackson: DAD?!
Jason Grace: Lord Poseidon, please change your username.
Poseidon is the Awesomest god ever: Why must I?
Jason Grace: because awesomest is not a word and if you don’t change it, either Claire or Annabeth is going to show up here with a lecture. Speaking from personal experience.
Nate: How could either of them get here, this is a boys only chat room.
Leo Valdez: Don’t underestimate those girls, especially the Athena girls and my sister. They can do just about anything.
Percy Jackson: Leo, are you defending the Athena girls???
Leo Valdez: Yep. I’ma change my name.
~Leo Valdez has changed his name to Leo McShizzle the Great~
Leo McShizzle the Great: that’s sooooo much better.
Percy Jackson: suuure it is. Anyways, how’s your life with an Athena child been, Nate?
Nate: Umm… status unknown.
Percy Jackson: How’s Athena treating you?
Nate: Well, she hasn’t tried to kill me yet.
Percy Jackson: It will come as soon as you two are official. I’ve had worse life-or-death situations with Athena than monsters.
Poseidon the Awesomest god ever: I’ve tried to calm her, but the waves do nothing but make her more angry.
Claire: Um… Sorry Poseidon, but “awesomest” is not a word. It is “most awesome.” I can’t stand so much horrible grammar on one page!
Everyone: HOW DID YOU GET ON HERE?????
Claire: I installed an incorrect grammar sensor so I am automatically taken to the page with incorrect grammar…. Bye everyone!
~Claire logs off~
Nate: No more grammar mistakes ok?
Claire: There should be a comma between “mistakes” and “ok.” Bye, again!
~Claire re-logs off~
Percy: Fail man.
Nate: I know.
Poseidon is the Awesomest god ever!: How do you two like these kinds of girls????
Both of them: Um……………*awkward silence*
Claire: Ok…………….Percy, there is supposed to be a comma between “fail” and “man.” HOPEFULLY you guys can actually use correct grammar!
Everyone: GET OUT OF HERE!
~Claire logs off yet again~
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