Leo McShizzle the Great has changed his status to:
I’m going on a date with Calypso in an hour!
Percy Jackson:Dude, do you have to post about every date?
Leo McShizzle the Great: You do it more!
Annabeth Chase: So we’re back to this discussion again?
Leo McShizzle the Great: yep.
Calypso:“He’s so hot, steam looked cool.”
Leo McShizzle the Great: You said it, baby.
Thalia Grace: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! MY EYES!!!
Nico di Angelo: I can’t believe I actually agree with Pinecone Face on something, but seriously, EW, dude. You’re going out with an immortal. WHO IS LIKE THREE MILLENNIA OLDER THAN YOU!
Leo McShizzle the Great: So? You go out with girls my age and you’re about 80 years old. Anyways, she’s not immortal anymore. I got her off her island and she is starting to age from 16 (don’t ask me about details or I will burn you to ashes).
Nico di Angelo: That’s different, at least I’m from this century!
Thalia Grace: Nico, you don’t date. All you do is lurk around from camp to camp to Olympus to Hades.
Nico di Angelo: Are you mocking me?
Thalia Grace: Yes. Do you have a problem with that?
Apollo the Hot God: I don’t.
Thalia Grace: Apollo?
Apollo the Hot God: Yes, my love.
Thalia Grace: I don’t love you, I hate you. Could you please change your name?
Apollo the Hot God: Oh, Sweetheart, you once said that I’m hot.
Thalia Grace: Yeah, but now I’m a Huntress, I don’t date. Especially not gods.
Aphrodite:awwwwwww, it’s Thalpollo.
Artemis: GO AWAY, APHRODITE! STAY AWAY FROM MY HUNTRESSES!
Aphrodite: Well, you should be a little more concerned about your little brother.
Apollo the Hot God: I am not her little brother.
Artemis: Apollo dear, you do not help my hunters. You do not look at, talk to, or flirt with my hunters, and you do not call them sweetheart!
Apollo the Hot God: Chill, little sis.
Athena hates Poseidon, his kids, and Alex: Actually, Apollo, Artemis is older than you by just a little. She helped birth you, that’s why she’s the goddess of childbirth.
Artemis: Don’t forget the hunt and maidenhood, too.
Athena hates Poseidon, his kids, and Alex: Yeah, that.
Apollo the Hot God: Can’t you let me love in peace?
Everyone else: NO!
Apollo the Hot God: I’m outta here.
~Apollo the Hot God logs out~
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