~Meanwhile, in the chat room, Olympus is Awesome!~
Athena hates Poseidon, his kids, and Alex: Poseidon! Keep your sons away from my daughters!
Poseidon is the Awesomest god ever: Oh, calm down, Athena. And could you please change your name when you’re in here?
Athena hates Poseidon, his kids, and Alex:I will not calm down, Barnicle Beard! Your sons are fools and should have nothing to do with my daughters.
~Athena hates Poseidon, his kids and Alex has changed her name to Athena hates Poseidon~
Athena hates Poseidon:Is that better?
Poseidon is the Awesomest god ever: Yes.
Athena hates Poseidon:Change your name, you are not awesome.
Poseidon is the Awesomest god ever:Many would say that I am waaaayyyy better than you.
Athena hates Poseidon: At least fix your grammar.
Poseidon is the Awesomest god ever: Yeah, but Poseidon is the Most Awesome god ever doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Athena hates Poseidon:Just change it already.
Aphrodite the Love Master: Awww…. It’s Atheidon!
Athena hates Poseidon: WHAT’S ATHEIDON?!?!?!?!?!
Aphrodite the Love Master: Athena and Poseidon. You’re just so cute together.
Artemis and the Huntresses:APHRODITE! It’s bad enough that you go around meddling in mortals’ lives, don’t you dare try to put two immortal enemies together as a couple!
Aphrodite the Love Master: Who are you to judge, Maiden?
Apollo the Hot god: Don’t you talk to my little sis like that!
Artemis and the Huntresses: I AM NOT YOUR LITTLE SIS!
Hermes: Yo! Let’s just use our regular names, no add-ons.
Everygod: FINE!
Athena: BARNICLE BEARD!!! STOP PLAYING OCEAN NOISES IN MY TEMPLE!!!
Poseidon: Calm down!
Zeus:SHUT THE HADES UP! Athena, daughter, stop fighting with your uncle. Poseidon, STOP INTERACTING IN ANY WAY WITH MY DAUGHTER! Unless you want her to chop your limbs off.
Athena: Yes, father.
Poseidon: But Zeus! I’m like four centuries older than you!
Zeus:But I’m still the leader up here.
Hades: sorry I’m late, you called? STOP SWEARING WITH MY NAME! Y’all are crazy.
Athena: *Sorry
Hera: We’re not the ones hanging out in a lava pit all year with a wife that only hangs out for half the year!
Hades:It’s summer! All the single Hades, All the single Hades, All the single Hades, now put your hands up! *throws hands up in the air*
Persephone:HADES! Are you in Hades or on Olympus? You should be doing something about that eazy-death lane in the Underworld. I expect to move through the line swiftly when I come home!
Hades:Yes, dear.
Artemis:And this is one of the MANY reasons I hate men. Olympus is never less chaotic than this. It’s actually a good day, Dad hasn’t shot anyone yet.
Poseidon:ZEUS! THAT HURT MY BUM!
Artemis: I stand corrected. Zeus hasn’t shot any mortals yet.
Thalia Grace: ZEUS! THAT HURT MY BUM!
Artemis: Ooooook. Thalia?
Thalia Grace: I’m immortal, so I somehow got access to this, cool.
Artemis: At least Poseidon hasn’t flooded anything yet.
Athena: POSEIDON! DRAIN MY TEMPLE THIS INSTANT!
Artemis: At least Hermes hasn’t stolen anything important yet.
Apollo: HERMES! GIVE ME BACK MY LYRE!
Zeus: Oh, trust me son, he did you a favor.
Artemis: At least Ares hasn’t done anything yet.
Hephaestus: DAAAAAD! ARES BLEW UP WORKSHOP NUMBER 378!!!!!!!
Zeus: Oh, come on, Ares! That workshop had my new bolt dispenser in it.
Artemis: At least Demeter’s not here.
Aphrodite: DEMETER! GET THESE VINES OUT OF MY HAIR!
Artemis: At least Athena’s owls are locked up.
Hera:ATHENA! GET YOUR OWLS OUT OF MY TEMPLE!
Athena: They don’t like to be caged in, OK.
Artemis: At least Hephaestus hasn’t set anything on fire.
Apollo: NOOOOO!!!!!! MY POETRY NOTEBOOKS!!!
Athena: Oh, shut it, Apollo. You’re the god of poetry. Go get some poetry lessons.
Artemis:At least Apollo hasn’t burned anything yet.
Hephaestus:APOLLO! ANTARCTICA IS MELTING, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!
Artemis:I have a feeling I’ve been jinxing it.
~Artemis has renamed Olympus is Awesome! to Olympus is Doomed~
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