14) Stalkilie and Caleo

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Claire: HI GUYS!!!!!!!

Claire’s Stalker: HI CLAIRE!!!!

Maria:Oh no! Not AGAIN!

Claire: 0_0  0_0  0_0  0_0

Emilie: Who’s that?

Claire: Old middle school stalker.

Percy: You mean, “Old, middle school stalker,” right?

Claire: NO! That would mean he’s old!!!!

Emile: Oh, so he’s a boy!

Claire: Don’t get any ideas, Emilie.

Emilie: Oh hey, stalker person, would you like to come stalk me?

Emilie’s Stalker: YAY! Someone who actually appreciates stalking!

Emilie: Come to my house later, k? #STALKILIE!

Emilie’s Stalker: YAY!!! #STALKILIE!!!!

~Stalkilie logs out.~

Claire: Ok…? At least he’s off my shoulders!

Maria: Yeah….

Abby: That was totally random.

Leo da McShizzle: Hey Abby, ya wanna come burn something?

Calypso: I DO!!!!

Abby: Hey Leo, you know I really like you but I think Calypso loves you a LOT more.

Leo McShizzle the Great: Ok, fine. Hey Calypso, CALEO’S BACK ON!!!!!

Calypso: YES!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!

~Leo McShizzle the Great and Calypso log out~

Everyone: YAY!!!!!!

~Everyone logs off.~

Odysseus: I’M SO SORRY CALYPSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST ALREADY HAD A WIFE!!!!!!

~Odysseus logs off~

Maria: Isn’t he supposed to be dead?

Claire: He is dead. He is just using the Underworld Wi-Fi.

Maria: Oh, so that’s how Nico can contact us!

Claire: Yep!

~Claire and Maria log off~

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