Maria: It’s that time of year again, folks! Back to school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claire: Did someone say school? YAY!
Leo McShizzle Valdez: School? If any teacher asks about me, I died.
Annabeth Chase: Oh, Leo. You have to go to school one day.
Leo McShizzle Valdez: I’m a demigod and not an Athenian, I do not have to go to school.
Percy Jackson: You should try.
Leo McShizzle Valdez:You can’t make me. Tell them, Maria. School is a terrible idea.
Maria: Actually, Leo, it’s more fun that you might think.
~Leo McShizzle Valdez changed his name to He who hates school~
He who hates school: See, I hate school.
Calypso:What is this school you speak of?
Hazel Levesque: Even I know what that is.
He who hates school: It is a large building filled with rooms built for torment of young mortals.
Calypso: Sounds painful.
Claire: Don’t listen to Leo. He’s never actually been to school. It’s really fun. Especially math. Math. Math.
~Claire has changed her name to Claire loves Math~
Claire loves Math: Math….
~Annabeth Chase has changed her name to Annabeth loves reading~
Annabeth loves Reading: Are you suggesting that math is better than reading?
Claire loves Math: No, are you implying that reading is better than math?
Annabeth loves Reading: No. Are you saying you won’t stay at camp during the school year?
Claire loves Math:Yes, I am saying that.
Annabeth loves reading: I am, too.
Maria: So, now that we got that sorted out, WHO’S NOT STAYING THE SCHOOL YEAR?
Maria: ‘Cuz I know I’m not.
Nate:If Claire’s going, I’m going.
Percy Jackson:If Annabeth’s going, I’m going.
Potato: If Maria is going, I’m going.
Potato: I just sent that, didn’t I?
Maria: Um…. Yes, yes you did.
Potato: I was never here.
~Potato logs out~
Maria:Well, that was weird. Where were we? Oh right, WHO’S GOING TO SCHOOL?
Abby: I’m going!
Katie: I guess I’m going, too.
Enya: Going.
Ananya: Ditto.
Lauren: School is nice.
Liana: But the books are heavy.
Austin:I’m going.
Alex:If Claire’s going, I’m going.
Alex:Sorry, Nate, but get outta my way.
Nate: Um…
Maria: Got it. Guys will go if their girlfriends/insensible crushes are going. All the newbies, and the Athena cabin?
Everyone:Yup.
He who hates school: As long as the wretched S-word is not mentioned in camp ever again, I’m fine.
Nathan: shit?
He who hates school: Not that S-word.
Abby: School?
He who hates school:SHE SAID IT! I’ll be searching for cover in the Bunker.
Chiron the Great:You will all be greatly missed. Don’t forget to clean your cabin before you leave on the eighteenth or the harpies are going to eat you.
Everyone going to school:Yes, Chiron the Great.
Ella the Harpy: Ella doesn’t eat people. Ella reads books. Ella likes books. Ella doesn’t like cannibalism. *spews weird and discusting facts about cannibalism*
Percy Jackson: We didn’t need to know that.
Everyone:Agreed!
Tyson:Even I agree.
Author's Note: It's good to back and writing again. Sorry this chapter was short, but I needed something quick for today. HAPPY B-DAY, PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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