"I can't believe you hung up on me!"
"And hello to you too."
"What's your effing name before I find you a beat you to a pulp."
"Alec."
"..."
"You there?"
"...Alec?"
"Yeah..."
"I like it."
"Thanks, Penny's nice too."
"Just nice, Penny is the most perfect, most glorious name of the beautiful goddess of perfection."
"Sure, but Alec is better."
"I'll have to disagree with you there, Penny is obviously better."
"Now for the most important question...what's your last name?"
"Nichols."
"Penny Nichols? Are you serious?"
"Yup I'm one of a dime."
"I hate you..."
"So what's your last name."
"Rock."
"Alec Rock?"
"It's actually Alecatus Rock."
"Wow, your parent's must have hated you."
"No it's Roman it's weird Alec is easier."
"Yeah, so I got to go my mom is calling."
"Yeah sure."
"..."
"I've heard that one before from you actually."
"..."
"IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME JUST SAY SO!!!"
"..."
YOU ARE READING
When in Rome
Short Story"Hello, is this front desk?" "Um, front desk?" "Yeah, you know that thing people sit behind at the front of the hotel, I'm assuming since you don't know then you aren't the front desk are you?" "Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about."
