"Hel-"
"Is this Penny?"
"This is she."
"What the heck is wrong with you?"
"Me? You told the house keeping lady you would beat the living chickens out of me? Explain that one Mr. Jump To Conclusions!"
"It was pickles! LIVING PICKLES!"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME!"
"YOU HUNG UP ON ME!"
"MY GOSH DAMN MOM NEEDED ME ASSHOLE!"
"Wow you must really enjoy lying, cause now you've done it twice now, I obviously know your lying by now."
"..."
"What say something!"
"If you ever call me again, I'll call the cops."
"What!?"
"..."
YOU ARE READING
When in Rome
Short Story"Hello, is this front desk?" "Um, front desk?" "Yeah, you know that thing people sit behind at the front of the hotel, I'm assuming since you don't know then you aren't the front desk are you?" "Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about."
