"Hello, this is-"
"Why did you hang up one me, was your mom really calling or was that just a lame excuse, cause it was lame, you've used it before and-"
"Um, I think she is out this is housekeeping, can I take a message?"
"Yes, please tell Penny that if she doesn't call me back I will beat the 'living pickles' out of her!"
"Living chickens?"
"..."
"Sir?"
"..."
"Guess it wasn't that important..."
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When in Rome
Short Story"Hello, is this front desk?" "Um, front desk?" "Yeah, you know that thing people sit behind at the front of the hotel, I'm assuming since you don't know then you aren't the front desk are you?" "Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about."
