Excuse Me Come Again Say What?!"I want us to have a pillow fight! " he said with a grin. Oh no he didn't.
" You woke me up for a stupid pillow fight?! " I growled.
" Yup, " he said just before throwing the pillow. I got up from the floor and gave one battle cry." Cockadoodledoo! " I yelled before chasing him around the room.
" Grandma Mazey can run faster than you, " he teased.
" The old woman has arthritis! "
" I'll tell her you called her old. "
" My allowance for the next three months to keep your mouth shut. "
" Deal, " he said just before I hit him with a pillow. Hard. In the face. Twice.
" You broke my nose. With a pillow! " he sobbed. I paid no attention to him as I danced around the room victoriously.
" What the rooster are you two doing up at three in the morning? " a voice said from behind. I whipped my head around to see Emily at the door.
" The real question, dear sister, is how'd you get in here? "
" I have the master key, " she replied proudly.
" Hey that's mine! "
I was sleeping later that day when I felt a sudden coolness enter the bed. I opened my eyes to see Ricky grinning in front of me. With the bucket from which he had poured the water on me." Arise and shine, sleepy head. "
" A gentle pat on the back would have woken me. "
" Tried that. Even slapped you a few dozen times. You didn't budge."
"Okay then. Lemme change from these and we can go have breakfast. "
" It's 4pm."
"Right. I knew that. " he stared at me.
" Won't you get changed? "
" Won't you get out first? "
" Right. " he said before he left. I got a tank top on and shorts. Then headed downstairs barefoot. What I saw I didn't expect. There was Ricky kissing the Yankson girl in a conner. And there was the adopted one discussing plants with Andre. These people live in my house now. I groaned. I headed over to the conner and cleared my throat rather loudly.
"Um hey Andy, " Ricky said blushing." This is -"
"I know who she is, " I cut him off. The Yankson girl was as red as her hair. I couldn't help but chuckle at the embarassed couple. Or whatever they were." So, are you two a thing? "
" Yes. "
" No. " the Yankson girl said just as Ricky said yes." I mean we haven't gotten that far yet. "
" Okay then. Ricky, what's the plan for today? ""You mean the plan for what's left of the day," he corrected.
"Right. "
" I was thinking about having se-"
"Don't finish that, " I warned.
" With Mary over here, " I looked as the Yankson girl whose face had become redder than a tomato. I knew where this was headed. End it was gonna end badly.
" How about we just watch T. V? " I offered.
" Sure. I have something to tell you anyways, " Ricky began.
" Go on. "
" As you know, we're back in school on Monday, and we're planning on throwing an end of summer party. Only you're throwing the party. "
" Speaking of parties, what happened to that party at your house yesterday? Why did it not happen? "
" Oh it happened. I just decided not to invite you. "
" What?! " I growled. Ricky backed more into the wall.
" You see, Lottie Greene called and canceled, and I knew you would kill me if you showed up and she was not present. So I decided not to invite you. "
" Smart choice, Longfellow. Smart choice. "
" Whose Longfellow? " the Yankson girl asked. Ricky motioned for me to keep quiet.
" You see, dearie, Longfellow is Rick's last name, " I said, earning myself a glare from Rick. The Yankson girl only laughed.
" So what's his first name? Albert? "
" Right you are, dearie. "
" You must be kidding. "
"Nah I'm goating."
"Huh? " she said with Ricky at the same time.
" See a goat's babies are called kids. So when you say kidding, I usually reply goating, " I explained.
" That's not funny, Patty, " Ricky said grinning.
" Whose-"
"That's Andy's first name, " this time Ricky was the one being glared at.
"But he's male. How can-"
"The full name is Patrick, "I said before Ricky made a joke with my name." And I thought we were headed to the man cave go watch T. V. "
" I'll go get the sodas, " Ricky offered.
" I'll go order pizza, " I said.
" And I'll get the glitter, " the Yankson girl offered.
" I'm pretty sure it's called a man cave, not a unicorn poop center. "
" Unicorn poop? "
" That's Andy's name for glitter, " Ricky explained as he went to get the sodas.
" That's a huge T. V, " the Yankson girl said as we entered the man cave. The T. V was pretty huge since it was well over a hundred inches. A few minutes later, our pizza was delivered to us. The pizza reminded me of something, but I couldn't remember what. I gobbled up all my coke in one gulp and opened another can which I sipped. "Say Ricky, how much do you think that party will cost me?"
"Not much. About six thousand dollars. " The Yankson girl choked on her pizza as I did the spit take on Ricky." Excuse me come again say what?! "
A/n: nine hundred words. Yay. See ya next chapter. Also, go read my friend's book when you have time. It's called Twin Switch. Catchy name, I know. If you're not a fan of magical books, go read it. It will change your view completely. Dream of me, if you're female of course.
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