Interviewer: And we’re back!
Jack: PENIS
Alex: What’s up mothafuckas!?
Interviewer: How was your guys little break?
Rian: Me and Alex got layed
Zack: You mean “Alex and I”
Jack: LOOK AT THE GRAMMAR KING
Interviewer: Enjoyed the refreshments?
Jack: I was tempted to fuck the burritos
Alex: But Matt Colussy walked in and told him not to
Zack: We all did
Rian: The potato’s labeled “For Rian” were pretty stellar too
Interviewer: We thought you’d enjoy them!
Rian: Haha….
Interviewer: So let’s get back to questions, shall we?
Jack: HELL YEAH
Alex: HERE WE GO GALAXY HERE WE GO
Interviewer: Shhh! Okay, so this question is by Meghan from mymistakesopredicatble.tumblr.com and she wants to know why Coffeeshop Soundtrack’s music video was done in a gymnastics area!
Alex: Meg-han, ME-GHAN, Megh- an
Jack: Uh, I don’t even remember why
Zack: I think we did it just…. Maybe….
Rian: Because we all suck at gymnastics, so when the lyric says “Will you be there to carry me home?” we are actually asking everyone that. ‘Cause most likely, if we did gymnastics, we’d all break a bone and be unable to walk or drive home.
Alex: That’s definitely not the reason, but it’s a reasonable answer.
Jack: It must have been my idea. I really wanted to see Alex in a tight outfit and naked in the shower.
Alex: Must’ve been a dream come true for you, huh?
Jack: You sitting on the guy who was taking a shit was a dream
Zack: Alex just wanted to show off his ribbon skills
Alex: I’m pretty beast at the ribbon, can’t deny
Rian: It was fun throwing chalk in my face and under my arms
Jack: RIAN KISSED ME IN THE SHOWER
Alex: I’m sure that’s not the only time
Jack: I’d be lying if I told you otherwise!
Interviewer: So it was just for a random reason?
Alex: I guess most of our videos were random ideas
Jack: We had to keep up with our sex appeal
Rian: Everything had to be sensual
Zack: Yeah, I think every single music video, besides Circles and The Girl’s a Straight Up Hustler, up to Time Bomb was a random idea that we just came up with
Alex: They worked out pretty well in the end
Jack: Who wouldn’t want to hit Alex in the head with a plant?
Rian: He got to pound me in the head with glass
Alex: Those were the good days
Interviewer: Alright boys, here’s another one. Ryan from h0leworldinfr0ntofme.tumblr.com wishes to know how big your penis’ are.
Zack: HAHAHAHAHA
Alex: Mr. Ryan, I commend you for your question
Jack: I happen to have a 24 foot long python in these pants
Rian: Which translates to one inch chode
Alex: My dick has to be like, eight inches. Eight inches of pure glory.
Rian: I’ll estimate seven and a half
Zack: Eight and a third inches
Alex: Why add one third of an inch?
Zack: Make’s it all the better
Jack: The bigger the better
Interviewer: What about you Jack?
Jack: I’ll say seven and a half, to be nice to the other boys.
Alex: That’s over exaggerating.
Jack: Who asked you?
Alex: Mr. Ryan asked you!
Rian: You two are like an old married couple
Zack: An old married couple that knows each other’s dick size
Rian: If they’re married, they would know
Interviewer: Oh don’t fight guys.
Alex: I’M GOING TO RIP EVERYONE APAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTT
Jack: GGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Rian: OOO OOOO OOO AAAH AHH!!!
Zack: Sorry that your studio turned into a zoo,
Interviewer: It’s quite alright. One last question before another break. Tamara from sowrongitshaley.tumblr.com asks “Do you think about doing another Glamour Kills line? It’s been a while, but it would be really awesome.”
Alex: Tamara is a hot name
Rian: I don’t think the question was what temperature her name is
Alex: Put a sock in it.
Jack: I guess that question is more for Zack and Alex.
Alex: I’ve been thinking about it,
Zack: I have too,
Alex: I’d love to, I’ll just have to find time to do it
Jack: I’m A-merrikan.
Rian: AWG that’s so cute
Alex: I see what you did there!
Zack: We were never good with time management. Maybe we will get around to it…eventually
Interviewer: Thanks guys! Jack, you have some time to go fuck that burrito! We’ll be right back!
(remember if you want YOUR question answered to put it in my ask, i'll include it in the next segment:D )
