Funny picture of Coldplay y'all, cause they're perfect, yet goofy. Send me a picture of Coldplay and I'll turn it into a LOLDPLAY
(Yeah I know this story makes no sense)
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This is Jonny Buckland. Otherwise known as Jonathan Mark Buckland. He's the lead guitarist of Coldplay. Right now he's looking deep into your soul and making his mark in it. He's also thinking of Chris and about cake too. If you let him stare in your eyes for more than 42 seconds your soul will instantly be sacrificed to Coldplay.
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Jonny rocks the guitar. And manages to look pretty hot while he does it.
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Jonny is a calm man. But if you talk shit about Chris, or take away his cake, or fuck Chris, he WILL GET TRIGGERED. And when he's triggered he emanates an energy of 420000000000 Mega-Electron Volts, which will instantly vaporize you if you are somewhere in 100 kilometres of the reaction. Here we have captured a rare event of Jonny being triggered. This picture was taken just before the camera turned to ashes.
Jonny ( *T R I G G E R E D* ) = Extinction of all living organisms on earth except Chris.
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