Funny picture of Coldplay y'all, cause they're perfect, yet goofy. Send me a picture of Coldplay and I'll turn it into a LOLDPLAY
(Yeah I know this story makes no sense)
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Jonny: AWW YEAH CHRISSY BABY!!! COME OVER HERE AND LET MY AWESOME MOUSTACHE BRUSH PAST YOUR LIPS! *wink*
Chris: What...
Jonny: C'MERE *rapes Chris*
Guy: I drugged Jon and stole his brain and replaced it with a fangirl's brain...
Will: *facepalm* Kill me now
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Jonny: IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE MAH WEDDING WITH MAH ONE TRUE LOVE, CHREEESSSS!!!
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Jonny: EURGHHHHH! THIS TASTES LIKE ASS!
Guy: Cause that's my piss you're drinking...
Will: And mine...
Chris: And mine too...
Jonny: GAHHHH!!!
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Chris: GUY YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM TODAY COVERED IN ALL THESE COLOURS!!!!! WE ARE NOT COLDPLAY ANYMORE!! WE ARE COLOURPLAY!!! (my hand is almost near your nipple Guy, OMG)
Guy: Chris, dafuq, lemme go (no hold me closerrrr) please (my ass is pressing against your winkie ohmaigawd) There are kids here (If they weren't here I would have totally grabbed your junk)
Jonny: YAY!! We are Colourplay!! Awesome name Chrissy!! (Why are these kids staring at us like we are gay... OMG Will do you know?)
Will: *looks at Chris and Guy* I don't know... *sighs* You tell me... (Good God I have lost my only power... I HAVE LOST MY RAAAAAAGE)
Kid 1: Hey what do you think of those white guys over there? They look quite gay, don't they?
Kid 2: Betcha a hundred dollars that the handsome bass guitar dude is banging the handsome vocalist's ass...
Kid 1: What about the hat-man guitarist?
Kid 2: Betcha a two hundred dollars that Mr. Hatty is dreaming of banging the Mr. Whitey "My eyes are bluer than the motherfrickin Ocean" Martin's ass
Kid 1: And what about the scary bald one that's pacing towards us?
Kid 2: Betcha a thousand and a five dollars that if we stay here for more than two seconds he's gonna tear us to shreds...
Kid 1: Wut...
Will: *breathes fire*
Kid 2: RUN BITCH!!! RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!
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A/N: Sorry for the big delay guys. I just had so much work to do. Hope you haven't forgotten me or my stories. If you are reading this, thank you so much for still being there. Love you all! ❤️ ❤️❤️
