Funny picture of Coldplay y'all, cause they're perfect, yet goofy. Send me a picture of Coldplay and I'll turn it into a LOLDPLAY
(Yeah I know this story makes no sense)
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Will: Idk what's going on. Why am I supposed to clap for some condiment women shaking their mammary glands and pretending to sing on stage.
Chris: OUUUU!! THOSE GIRLS ARE SO BOOOTIFUL AND AWESOME JONNEH. I WANNA STAND cLAP. Jonneh STAND cLAP
Jonny: We don't need to stand up you dumb fuck, I am doing this for you cause I'm a supporting husband and that you don't look like a complete idiot. You'll sleep on the couch tonight
Guy: They aren't condiment women, dumbass. They are spice girls. And move the fuck out of my way, Jon. The girls can't see my radiating handsomeness cause of you.
Guy in front of Chris: What's hitting my head from behind?
Chris: My 12 inch boner
Guy in front of Chris: I SWEAR TO MOTHAFUCKING GOD---
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Chris: Look at me Jon.
Chris: Look.
Chris: Wanna see what this tongue can do Jonny boy?
Chris: Wanna see how I work this mouth?
Jonny (blushing): Yeeeaahh.. Chrissy, what can it do for me?
Chris (pulls two popsicles out, puts them in mouth): I canh eath thoo whole popsiclesh at onsh Jonneh. Ishn't eet aweshom
Jonny:
Jonny: *looks at an imaginary camera like he's on The Office*
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Chris: Baby you light up my world like nobody else, the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed...
Will: Is someone gonna tell him?
Guy: Not me.
Jonny: I won't get laid tonight if I do.
Chris: The way you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell, you don't kNOW OH OHHH
Harry Styles: Wassup? Why'd you all call me here?
Chris: You don't know you're BEAUTIFUUUULL
Jonny: You need to tell Chris. About One Direction
Harry Styles: Oh ok
Harry Styles: Hey Chris, One Direction has broken up.
Chris:
Chris:
Chris:
Chris:
Jonny, Guy and Will: *exits silently*
Harry Styles: U ok Chris?
Chris:
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Chris: BITCH YOU DIDN'T, I SWEAR TO GOD-----
<And that's the story of how Harry Styles got mauled by a radioactive hulk Chris>
